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Cameron Wake Named AFC Defensive Player Of The Month

He's so strong he doesn't do push ups.....he just pushes the earth down.

Ozzy rules!!
 
Cameron Wake is so good he uses rolling stones to gather moss.
Cameron Wake took a barrel of John Jameson's wiskey and Jameson said "OK"
Cameron Wake once ate beef jerky while saking a Sasquatch.
E now equals CW²
 
DownUnderFin said:
The NFL changed the rules when Cam Wake entered the league so that defenders can't be called for holding on Wake. It was the only way to even the playing field (and protect the QB's).
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All jokes aside, I have never seen a DE get held as much as Wake gets held. It is almost every play.
 
Imagine how good he'd be if CFL players actually could make a successful transition to The Big Show.
:sarcon:
 
macdowa said:
[FONT=&amp]* Cameron Wake sleeps with a pillow under his gun
* Cameron Wake doesn't wear boots, they are his real feet
* The property market collapsed because Cameron Wake ran at it
* Cameron Wake doesn’t wear a watch … he decides what time it is
* Cameron Wake is so hard he could kill two stones with one bird
* The reason NASA didn’t renew the Shuttle programme is because Cameron Wake can just throw stuff into space
* Cameron Wake had a fight with Superman and the loser had to wear their underpants over their trousers. [/FONT]
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when Alexander graham bell finally invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Cameron wake
 
PATSSUCK said:
All jokes aside, I have never seen a DE get held as much as Wake gets held. It is almost every play.
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I've seen a DE get held as much as Wake does.

He wore #99. His initials were "J.T."

Perhaps you know who I am talking about.
 
Cameron Wake doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

There was once a street named after Cameron Wake, but that was changed recently because nobody crosses Cameron Wake and lives.

Cameron Wake has been to Mars, which is why there are no signs of intelligent life.

Cameron Wake doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the **** out of it.

Cameron Wake played rock, paper, scissors in front of a mirror and won.

Cameron Wake once threw a boomerang, it was too scared to come back.
 
Cameron Wake breast feeds John Madden.
Tom Brady has a summer home in Wake's groin.
I once saw Wake scissor kick Roger Goodell........Goodell thanked him.
 
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