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Csonka Bracket - Rd 2 - (6) J-off-her-doll Vs (3) Bumpus

Who will win it and move on to the Sweet 16?

  • j-off-her-doll

    Votes: 8 27.6%

  • Bumpus

    Votes: 21 72.4%
  • Total voters
    29
  • Poll closed .
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Why yes, Philosoraptor. Thank you for reminding me.



In addition to the previously listed 1st Round Prize Pool, the following items are now available in the 2019 FHMM Team Bumpus Sweepstakes:

- My 2nd hottest nurse’s phone number
- One (1) “Get Out of a Lucille Beating Free” card
- A gently used Thermos engraved with your name and placed on Mars
- A “I Voted for Bumpus” 2019 Collectors Pin
- I will bug the **** out of the elected legislator of your choice for a solid month
- The cure for AIDS
- An Aboriginal mail order Bride
- Seven (7) individually wrapped slices of American Cheese
- I’ll teabag one person of your choice
- Lois Einhorn’s “before” parts (this’ll be tricky, Nick won’t want to give this up)
- Twelve (12) 1985 AFC Championship Rings
- The recipe for ice cubes
- Mike Tyson will uppercut anyone you want in the nuts
- 18 Holes of Golf with the Dali Lama (big hitter, the Lama)
- A cookie (you know you want a cookie)
- Your portrait hanging in the Lincoln Bedroom
- Michael Cohen will do your taxes
- The tattoo of your choice on fishy’s left butt cheek
- This Hand-Numbered, Team Bumpus Autographed, Limited Edition, Deluxe Styrofoam Pitcher and Cup Set from my Hospital Room:
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REMEMBER: All it takes to be registered to win one or more of these prizes is a Vote for Bumpus ... Vote each round to increase your chances of winning!



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Bumpus said:
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Why yes, Philosoraptor. Thank you for reminding me.



In addition to the previously listed 1st Round Prize Pool, the following items are now available in the 2019 FHMM Team Bumpus Sweepstakes:

- My 2nd hottest nurse’s phone number
- One (1) “Get Out of a Lucille Beating Free” card
- A gently used Thermos engraved with your name and placed on Mars
- A “I Voted for Bumpus” 2019 Collectors Pin
- I will bug the **** out of the elected legislator of your choice for a solid month
- The cure for AIDS
- An Aboriginal mail order Bride
- Seven (7) individually wrapped slices of American Cheese
- I’ll teabag one person of your choice
- Lois Einhorn’s “before” parts (this’ll be tricky, Nick won’t want to give this up)
- Twelve (12) 1985 AFC Championship Rings
- The recipe for ice cubes
- Mike Tyson will uppercut anyone you want in the nuts
- 18 Holes of Golf with the Dali Lama (big hitter, the Lama)
- A cookie (you know you want a cookie)
- Your portrait hanging in the Lincoln Bedroom
- Michael Cohen will do your taxes
- The tattoo of your choice on fishy’s left butt cheek
- This Hand-Numbered, Team Bumpus Autographed, Limited Edition, Deluxe Styrofoam Pitcher and Cup Set from my Hospital Room:
2j7c5w.jpg




REMEMBER: All it takes to be registered to win one or more of these prizes is a Vote for Bumpus ... Vote each round to increase your chances of winning!



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Is the jockstrap still on the table?
 
kevphin said:
I'll arm wrestle you for it
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Now, now boys.

All prizes in the Team Bumpus 2019 FHMM Sweepstakes are reserved by lottery selection supervised by the accounting firm of Dewey, Fukem, & Howe




The arm wrestling prizes will be announced in a future round.



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Danny said:
this one is staying close
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Unlike my dog.

I’m in the hospital, while he’s at home depressed because he misses his daddy.

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Poor Csonka. All he wants is for you to Vote for Bumpus, so that his daddy can feel better soon and return home to him.



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Bumpus said:
TEAM BUMPUS PRODUCTIONS
Proudly Presents:
An Evening of Cat Juggling

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I must say Mr. Bumpus … I am very disappointed in you. Is THIS really what you meant when you said you were juggling so much p***y that if you made one wrong move you would have your eyes scratched out, but for our vote that you were willing to throw a little our way? This is simply NOT what we thought you meant!
 
Digital said:
I must say Mr. Bumpus … I am very disappointed in you. Is THIS really what you meant when you said you were juggling so much p***y that if you made one wrong move you would have your eyes scratched out, but for our vote that you were willing to throw a little our way? This is simply NOT what we thought you meant!
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You’ll have to ask some of my (current) six nurses to find out.
 
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