Originally posted by Scrappy
Happy B-Day CW.
For your B-day, we would like to offer you a chance to disown that generic football team, and become a Dolfan.....FREE OF CHARGE. Yeah, you heard it right....FREE OF CHARGE. What would you normally expect to pay to become a fan of such a great team? $99.95?No. $49.95? No. $19.95? No way! FREE OF CHARGE. Never again will you come across such a great deal. Act now while supplies last. Hurry, the bandwagon's filling up.Listen to what one lucky ex-Bills fan had to say:
"Hi, my name is Clumpy.Ever since I became a closet Dolfan, my life has taken a turn for the better. I can now go to work on Monday mornings, wearing nothing but a smile, and that birthbay suit you saw me wearing during the Super Bowl. Women now talk to me. That never happened while I wore a Bills jersey.Thanks a lot FinHeaven. I'm proud to be a Dolfan."
Operators are standing by.:jk: Happy Bday man.