Joe Philbin.....

[EmperorPhin]

Agent: you got offered a triscuits commercial
Joe Philbin: will there be nudity?
Agent: yes
Joe Philbin: do I have to f*ck a cracker?
Agent: no

Would be a much different joke if he was a black coach

 

[allsilverdreams]

JP invented the N word

 

[CO-Gator]

Joe Philbin shot Bambi.

Joe Philbin uses a leaf blower at 6 AM on a Saturday.

 

[EmperorPhin]

It was joe philbins idea to wear all white for the aqua out and then wear all aqua for the white out

 

[CO-Gator]

Joe Philbin will upper deck your toilet when you don't deserve it.

Joe Philbin uses a fake handicap tag on his car and then double parks while he's at it.

Joe Philbin talks loudly on his cell phone in the elevator.

Joe Philbin hard fouls in a game of pickup basketball.