Official Dolphins Drinking Game

[Jethatr]

Hey guys, my suggestion is drink the bottle before the game. Works for me, much less painful.

 

[MDolphins2003]

PLEASE DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME!!!!

Next year will be a new season. The Phins already need a new Coach, FO, OL, QB, & RB.......we will need all the FANS possible. But if you play this game with this TEAM on the field. I fear that HALF the FANS will be DEAD, before the end of the 1st half!

Please do not kill yourself....you will go to hell if you do!!!

 

[fins4o8]

ok this is the compiled list so far.


Miami Dolphins Drinking/Toking Game
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Game Time:
1. Jay throws an INT - 1 shot/puff
2. Jay throws an INT for a TD - 2 shot/puffs
3. Jay fumbles - 1 shot/puff
4. Jay hits a reciver in stride - 2 shot/puffs
5. Derrius Thompson drops a pass - 1 shot/puff
6. Dave Wannstedt challenges a call - 1 shot/puff
7 . We only get a FG out of a red zone possesion - 1 shot/puff..
8. Matt Turk punts - 1 shot/puff
9 Dave Wannstedt runs his hand thru his hair after a bad play or penalty - 1 shot/puff
10. Damion McIntosh has a false start - 2 shot/puffs
11. Jay Over throws a reciver over the middle - 1 shot/puff
12. Every first-down running play between the tackles - 1 shot/puff
13. Seth McKinney gets blown back more than 2 yards - 1 shot/puff
14. our QB gets hit by a rusher who wasn't picked up - 1 shot/puff
15. Every we see a new running back 1-shot/puff
16. Every time Jay manages to underthrow a 3 yard pass 1-shot/puff
17. Every time we see Wes Welker play a new position 1-shot/puff
18 . Every times Chris Chambers scores a Touch Down - 1 shot/puff
19 . Every times Marty Booker scores a Touch Down - 2 shot/puff
20 . Every times Derrius Thompson scores a Touch Down - 3 shot/puff
21 . Every Rushing Touch Down - 4 shot/puffs

Press Confrence:
1. Everytime Wannstedt says standpoint - 1 shot/puff
2. Evertime Wannstedt say's We just have to execute - 1 shot/pufft
3. Everytime Wannstedt say's he gives us the best chance to win. - 1 shot/puff

say hello to God/Satan for me & please ask them if they are a Fins fan. If you are a toker then rem the rules still apply in heaven/hell: puff, puff, pass. :roflmao:

 

[estrada507]

say hello to God/Satan for me & please ask them if they are a Fins fan. If you are a toker then rem the rules still apply in heaven/hell: puff, puff, pass. :roflmao:

NOW THAT'S FUNNY!:roflmao:

 

[DolphinzD]

I've got a new idea for this game, specific to next week's Monday Nighter against the Jets. Take a shot every time they mention the "Monday Night Miracle" game of 2000. You will be wasted halfway through the first quarter.

 

[RickyTshirt]

I didn't get to drunk from this agme on Sunday. Jay was on point. NO TURNOVERS!! BOUT TIME!!