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Wait a minute, Maybe I have partial memory loss. Didnt Wes Walker leave the dolphins to go win Superbowls with the Patsies? wasnt that his quote?

How many you got bro?
 
The way to beat the cheats has been the same formula for years. You simply bully them and beat them down like the closet bottoms they collectively are.

The Lady is a "very good vaginal football coitusback" (VGVFC) when she has time to polish her nails in the pocket. But if you knock her on her ass a few times, or expose her profound LACK of basic athleticism, she wilts like fresh chopped cilantro under a heat lamp.

Speaking of her "athleticism," it's sad pathetic laughable obscene and downright cartoonish the way the Lady tries to "run" (WTF!) when threatened with physical contact. I mean -- forget about "fast twitch," the Lady has "soiled panty twitch" and really needs to play with a diaper on!

Note: in replacement of a mouthpiece, next season the Lady will be outfitted with a stylish neon pink binky!

PS" And what happened to Billygoat -- the vaginal football genius? Poor Billy doesn't want to play with the big boys because he always loses against teams that can actually fight back. One thing is for sure -- Billygoat ain't no defensive da Vinci no more (if he ever was), and once the Lady calls it quits the great arrogant notorious cheater-in-chief will routinely get his ass kicked out of the league!

BNF. And happy with the outcome.
 
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