I got to say, even with a beard, I would still do her without a seconds thought, she would still have two things going for her, that I would not be able to resist.
Ummm...Yikes!!!!! Looks like he is trying out for the 4th position on ZZ Top.
... Or like he's about to serve some tasty muffins at his amish market.
Uh Oh... Considering the Dolphins' history with mustaches, this can't be good news...