There is only one way to get past this: peyote. Lots of it. I pledge myself to the cure.
I heard about this years ago, didn't give out much credence, but I am beginning to believe in the curse.
Perhaps, to appease the spirits, we can offer a sacrifice comprised of all those gum wrappers Philbin picked up over the years...
Perhaps an effigy of Philbin made with gum wrappers, and then sacrificed as a burning man offering at halftime?
wwijs?
What would Injun Joe say?