Taylor Bracket - Rd.1 - (7) BobDole vs (10) The Goat

[phins_4_ever]

7) Bobdole

vs.

10) The Goat
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Who advances? YOU decide! ​

 

[BobDole]

Without the D in caps it looks like I am a condiment you get on the side with your Mexican food.

Extra bobdolè sauce please. **** is delicious.

 

[The Goat]

I can beat that. Without the G, I'm a grain and a major source of fiber.

Which can have a similar, yet less violent effect as Mexican food.

 

[The Goat]

Also, boobs.

 

[BobDole]

And it begins. :laugh

What happens when you take away the G and add an SCR? :wacky

Mine can be anagrammed into boob LED, which I can only assume are nipple lights that are unnecessarily bright.

 

[The Goat]

And it begins. :laugh

Mine can be anagrammed into boob LED, which I can only assume are nipple lights that are unnecessarily bright.

What happens when you take away the G and add an SCR? :wacky

When that happens, I look like your twin.

 

[BobDole]

When that happens, I look like your twin.

Booby trap spelled backwards is party boob.

 

[The Goat]

Of course, I'm referring to the ACTUAL Bob Dole. I have no idea what you look like.

 

[The Goat]

Booby trap spelled backwards is party boob.

Goat spelled sideways is Toga.

We should throw a party.

 

[The Goat]

She could tend bar at the party.

 

[BobDole]

Goat spelled sideways is Toga.

We should throw a party.

Toga party with boob LEDs. I think we're unwittingly on to something.

 

[The Goat]

Nice.

You handle the lighting, I'll hire the bouncer.

 

[NBP81]

Holy crap this one is epic!

 

[The Goat]

Good morning, my brethren. Time to rise and shine.

And Vote Goat.

 

[The Goat]

Alice Goodwin wants you do vote Goat. You wouldn't want to disappoint Alice Goodwin, right?

I tried to come up with a party-related funny thing, but I'm having trouble focusing here.

She could, like...go to the party and stuff.