Taylor Bracket - Rd.1 - (7) BobDole vs (10) The Goat

[Bumpus]

*sigh*

Every year the draw gives us a 1st Rd. matchup that should clearly happen later.

On the upside, these matches tend to provide the most entertaining firepower of the opening round.

 

[BobDole]

Of course, I'm referring to the ACTUAL Bob Dole. I have no idea what you look like.

I tend to spend my time locked up in a basement yelling 'baby roooooth' if that paints a picture.

No where near as handsome or graceful as my namesake.

 

[BobDole]

Alice Goodwin wants you do vote Goat. You wouldn't want to disappoint Alice Goodwin, right?

I tried to come up with a party-related funny thing, but I'm having trouble focusing here.

She could, like...go to the party and stuff.

She's invited.

As is this one.



I wouldn't want to disappoint either.

Post your time? Gonna have to do better than that, video. Not in 8th grade anymore. :roflmao

 

[BobDole]

I don't need a reason, dammit.

 

[BobDole]

 

[BobDole]

 

[BobDole]

Éirinn go Brách, ****ers.

 

[BobDole]

 

[The Goat]

Oh...

...guess who's going to see them tomorrow night?

 

[The Goat]

BONUS GOAT POST:

Work this into your St. Patrick's Day playlist. At some point, people will shot circuit.

It's awesome.

 

[The Goat]

Éirinn go Brách, ****ers.

My middle name is Grady. Respectfully, you might not want to go here with this big Irish ginger ****.

 

[The Goat]

Éirinn go Brách, ****ers.

And it's Erin Go BRÁGH.

 

[BobDole]

Oh...

...guess who's going to see them tomorrow night?

Seen them a few times. Once accidentally ... in flip flops. That ended well. Stay out of the pit when Warrior's Code starts playing.

 

[BobDole]

My middle name is Grady. Respectfully, you might not want to go here with this big Irish ginger ****.

Don't want to post it on here but the Irishness of my name knows no bounds.

 

[BobDole]

And it's Erin Go BRÁGH.

Killin me smalls. It's the original bastardization of the Gaelic. That'll be two Our Fathers, 3 Hail Mary's, and 5 extra pickle backs (Jameson, of course) on St. Pats before Irish Jesus can forgive such an unforgivable crime.