The Jets Have Gone from Suck to Blow

[J. David Wannyheimer]

The Jets Blow. They are so bad that they no longer suck -- they actually just blow.

John Idzik looks like my CPA. Rex Ryan is a weird, perverted cuckold. Geno Smith is too stupid to understand time zones. Mike Vick tortures and kills his own dogs by electrocuting them through their testicles. Muhammed Wilkerson is probably a Hezbollah sleeper cell agent. Woody Johnson's name is literally Woody Johnson.

We're going to baste these turkeys. Twice.

 

[HarryBagpipe]

new lol jets thread?

 

[Unchained 07]

 

[phins_4_ever]

Someone among the mods is a secret Jets fan. Expect this thread to go to the depth or spam section.

 

[NY8123]

Are you guys really that attached to a thread? Do you long for the thread? Do you urn for it?

Seems to me it is more a love for a particular Jets fan than it is a thread being moved to the depths.

 

[J. David Wannyheimer]

Agreed, I'd like to keep this thread on topic, please.

For instance, are you aware that the New York Jets are terrible?

 

[Spesh]

Even better: the Jets are god awful and yet, in all likelihood, they will still miss out on Marcus Mariota.

Delicious.

 

[DisturbedShifty]

[video=youtube;qgdzo-7HYQI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgdzo-7HYQI[/video]

 

[TheWalrus]

 

[Sons Of Shula]

Rex Ryan on the current state of the team:

 

[doughbraz54]

 

[Ben Had]

Even better: the Jets are god awful and yet, in all likelihood, they will still miss out on Marcus Mariota.

Delicious.

There're at #5 right now...You think they could screw this up?

http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/jets/post/_/id/46555/draft-watch-jets-remain-at-no-5

 

[truedolfan57]

 

[Spesh]

There're at #5 right now...You think they could screw this up?

http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/jets/post/_/id/46555/draft-watch-jets-remain-at-no-5

Raiders: @ Rams(current score 0-14), 49'ers, @ Chiefs, Bills, @ Broncos.
Jaguars: Giants, Texans, @ Ravens, Titans, @ Texans
Titans: @ Texans(current score 0-14), Giants, Jets, @ Jaguars, Colts
Bucs: Bengals(current score 3-0), @ Lions, @ Panthers, Packers, Saints.

I could easily see the Raiders losing out. Bucs and Jags schedules look rough as well. Hilariously, theres a legit chance that 2-14 only lands them the 4th overall pick.

Plus its the Jets, of course they are going to **** this up.

 

[phins_4_ever]

Raiders: @ Rams(current score 0-14), 49'ers, @ Chiefs, Bills, @ Broncos.
Jaguars: Giants, Texans, @ Ravens, Titans, @ Texans
Titans: @ Texans(current score 0-14), Giants, Jets, @ Jaguars, Colts
Bucs: Bengals(current score 3-0), @ Lions, @ Panthers, Packers, Saints.

I could easily see the Raiders losing out. Bucs and Jags schedules look rough as well. Hilariously, theres a legit chance that 2-14 only lands them the 4th overall pick.

Plus its the Jets, of course they are going to **** this up.

Friggin Giants entered that race as well with a loss to the Jags.

New Jersey football soooo sucks.