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This 1 quote by Gase sums everything up perfectly....

THE OG CANEPHINS

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I have had it in my sig since the day he was announced and had his first press conference.

"If it doesn't suck, we aren't doing it".

One thing is for sure, we suck and we are doing it. This team has taken sucking to an art form. So much so you could call us Picasso because we are that damn abstract.

We couldn't do suck any more than we already are.
 
And yet due to sheer luck (Koo miss, Mariota injury, Matty Ice meltdown, McCown INT) we have four wins.

Cleveland would kill for our luck.
 
And yet, we suck at sucking. We can't suck enough to get a higher draft pick. We snuck a few wins just so we will be drafting in the middle of the pack.
 
Only the dolphins could give up that last second touchdown the way they did. I just started laughing. We suck so bad
 
we HAVE to lead the league in Pre-snap penalties.. it's so frustrating
 
And yet, we suck at sucking. We can't suck enough to get a higher draft pick. We snuck a few wins just so we will be drafting in the middle of the pack.
We won't be drafting in the middle of the pack.
 
Please just lose out. The last thing we need is to string off a couple of meaningless picks and get stuck picking in the teens. We need to prioritize getting into the top 5.
 
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