My story, which I'm not proud of but it makes a good story, was breaking one of those little handheld TV's they used to have by throwing it across the room and smashing into a wall. What makes it interesting was it was during the "clock play" game. I threw the TV after the Jets scored on their first drive in the third quarter and walked out and refused to look up any results or watch any highlight shows. It wasn't until the next day, I got to work and had a message on my phone from my mom saying "wasn't that the most exciting comeback?!" Pretty sure I've never broken anything since then...and when I moved out of that apartment years later, I found a few pieces of that shattered TV as I was cleaning out the room. I guess if I were Robert DeNiro's character in Sliver Linings Playbook, I'd have to sacrifice a little TV every time the Dolphins got behind to make sure they'd comeback. Fortunately, I'm not quite that superstitious.