The World According to Patriot Haters:
1. Brady is a "system quarterback," and is only good because of Belichick's "system," even though he has played in numerous systems, with numerous players, his entire professional career.
2. Despite #1, Belichick is also a horrible and overrated head coach, who only wins because of Brady, who only wins because he's in Belichick's system.
3. (2001~2006) Peyton Manning is a better QB than Tom Brady because he has better stats. Tom's 3 rings don't matter.
4. (2007~2010) Tom Brady is not a better quarterback than Peyton even though he has better stats, because he's a "system quarterback," even though Brady has played in multiple systems and Manning has played in one.
5. (2011~Present) Despite inferior stats, less rings, and far less post season wins, Peyton Manning is a better QB than Tom Brady because of some incoherent nonsense involving Matt Cassel.
6. (2001~2005) Tom Brady only went to the Superbowl because of a great defense.
7. (2011) Tom Brady only went to the Superbowl because he's lucky.
8. Since the Patriots video-taped one Jets practice in 2006, their 2001, 2003 and 2004 Superbowl wins were all the result of cheating.
9. The Patriots have not won anything since "Spygate." 2007 is proof. After winning a historic 18 wins in a row, they lost the Superbowl to a helmet catch.
10. During "Spygate" the Patriots organization had secret knowledge of every opposing play their opponents would call, and would call a precise counter-play, which every Patriot knew, to win Superbowls via mind-reading techniques
11. (2008) The Patriots are in decline.
12. (2009) The Patriots are in decline.
13. (2010) The Patriots are in decline.
14. (2011) The Patriots are in decline.
15. (2012) The Patriots are in decline.
I'm sure I'm missing a few things. Haven't spent a lot of time amid the delusional lately, so bear with me.