Originally posted by CirclingWagons
Well Propain, you do have a point..those symptoms can be contagious...just last year we caught a mild case of DDS(DolphinDecember Syndrome), luckily we only had it last year...you poor guys have had it forever. Let us not forget DRS either(Dolphin Receiver syndrome): 1. The inability of a Miami receiver to eclipse the 1000 yard plateau in a year. 2. The inability of a Miami receiver to catch a pass that hits him in the hands or numbers.
With the addition of RW, we were able to relieve ourselves of the terrible DBS (Dolphin Back Syndrome) that had plagued our team for years.
DBS - 1. The inability of a running back (full or half) to rush for over 1000 yards. 2. The inability of a team to control the clock by running the ball down their opponents throat.