I imagined those Feeley negotiations were something like this: (because everyone knows Feeley was DEFINATELY not a 1st round pick) SO:
EAGLES GM: So Rick, uh....I dont think we can release AJ for less than a 2nd round pick.
RICK: A 2nd rounder...ummmm...(burning noises in background)
EAGLES GM: You DO know that Feeley is really our 2nd string guy. Not our 3rd stringer..
RICK: FOR REAL?! WOAH! So he's good then, eh??
EAGLES GM: Aj's AWesome, dude..gimme back that joint. YEa man, he's really a 1st rounder but for you Rick, I wanna help you out...
RICK: Gee thanks mister! Wait til they hear who I got back in Miami...THEY"RE GONNA LOVE ME!
EAGLES GM:...(thinking)...DUMB@$$.