What he should really be saying:
"After an abnormally cool summer I am sort of concerned the smell of bacon being sweated out of Wilfork and his wife will become distracting to our players. That coupled with a bounced check from Kraft to Goodell makes me nervous that the officials will actually call a normal game that deprives our CBs of their best talent - cheating. So at this point our only option is to hop Brady up on Molly, use the horrible CBS feed to tap into their coaching headsets, and stink finger on the bottom of the pile"
"After an abnormally cool summer I am sort of concerned the smell of bacon being sweated out of Wilfork and his wife will become distracting to our players. That coupled with a bounced check from Kraft to Goodell makes me nervous that the officials will actually call a normal game that deprives our CBs of their best talent - cheating. So at this point our only option is to hop Brady up on Molly, use the horrible CBS feed to tap into their coaching headsets, and stink finger on the bottom of the pile"
