Csonka Bracket - Sweet 16 - (3) Bumpus Vs (10) Digital
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As we get deeper into the Tourney, the prizes follow suit. As such, all prizes offered in the previous rounds remain intact with the addition of the following ...
Team Bumpus has added these luxurious items to the
2019 FHMM Vote Bumpus Sweepstakes:
- 12 stone crab claws (once they grow back)
- The deck of cards I used to win the 1993 Wheeling Series of Poker Omaha Event
- All the mayonnaise you can eat in 3 minutes
- A pair of Scarlett Johansson’s drawers (w/ skid marks!)
- Popcorn Sutton’s moonshine recipe
- The ability to name Buddy’s team in the Staff Fantasy Football League (he always loses on Monday night anyway so he won’t care)
- BobDole’s left sock
- Charlie Bucket’s Golden Ticket (I kicked Grandpa Joe’s ass & took it. Possession is 9/10th of the Law)
- A spent .44 Magnum casing (create your own story, amaze your friends)
- 2 weeks at my luxury Oceanside condo in Missouri
- Tommy Chong’s “roach motel”
- A copy of Playboy’s Aug. 1988 issue with most pages NOT stuck together
- Your very own Boeing 737 Max
- I’ll dance at your wedding
- I’ll bring strippers to dance at your bachelor party
- Ted Bundy’s ski mask (w/ certificate of authenticity)
- Al Bundy’s 4th TD football (w/ certificate of authenticity)
- Kelly Bundy for three hours (w/ penicillin shot)
- A radioactive spider
- A police escort to jail
- Dryer lint from the Playboy Mansion
- A framed/signed Bumpus jersey for your man-cave (complete w/ gameday beer stains)
- Fingerprint Alteration Services (no questions asked)
- My current BP gas card (complete with $0.24 remaining)
- A nearly ripe banana
One/Some/All of these and previous 2019 prizes can be yours for the simple act of Voting for Bumpus.
*Each Bumpus Vote grants you one entry ticket into the sweepstakes.
All 2019 FHMM Vote Bumpus Sweepstakes results are overseen by the Accounting Firm of Dewey, Fukim, and Howe
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Team Bumpus has added these luxurious items to the
2019 FHMM Vote Bumpus Sweepstakes:
- 12 stone crab claws (once they grow back)
- The deck of cards I used to win the 1993 Wheeling Series of Poker Omaha Event
- All the mayonnaise you can eat in 3 minutes
- A pair of Scarlett Johansson’s drawers (w/ skid marks!)
- Popcorn Sutton’s moonshine recipe
- The ability to name Buddy’s team in the Staff Fantasy Football League (he always loses on Monday night anyway so he won’t care)
- BobDole’s left sock
- Charlie Bucket’s Golden Ticket (I kicked Grandpa Joe’s ass & took it. Possession is 9/10th of the Law)
- A spent .44 Magnum casing (create your own story, amaze your friends)
- 2 weeks at my luxury Oceanside condo in Missouri
- Tommy Chong’s “roach motel”
- A copy of Playboy’s Aug. 1988 issue with most pages NOT stuck together
- Your very own Boeing 737 Max
- I’ll dance at your wedding
- I’ll bring strippers to dance at your bachelor party
- Ted Bundy’s ski mask (w/ certificate of authenticity)
- Al Bundy’s 4th TD football (w/ certificate of authenticity)
- Kelly Bundy for three hours (w/ penicillin shot)
- A radioactive spider
- A police escort to jail
- Dryer lint from the Playboy Mansion
- A framed/signed Bumpus jersey for your man-cave (complete w/ gameday beer stains)
- Fingerprint Alteration Services (no questions asked)
- My current BP gas card (complete with $0.24 remaining)
- A nearly ripe banana
One/Some/All of these and previous 2019 prizes can be yours for the simple act of Voting for Bumpus.
*Each Bumpus Vote grants you one entry ticket into the sweepstakes.
All 2019 FHMM Vote Bumpus Sweepstakes results are overseen by the Accounting Firm of Dewey, Fukim, and Howe
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Bump Approves
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What’s that you say?
Team Bumpus is confined to a hospital room at the Cleveland Clinic with the largest swollen scrotum you’ve ever seen???
Nothing stops the machine!
TEAM BUMPUS soldiers on!!!
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Team Bumpus is confined to a hospital room at the Cleveland Clinic with the largest swollen scrotum you’ve ever seen???
Nothing stops the machine!
TEAM BUMPUS soldiers on!!!
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Even These Two Agree ...
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