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Dan Campbell: the new Chuck Norris

K-Rob said:
I don't know much about this guy but, damn, he seems like the kind of guy you make Chuck Norris jokes about.

Dan Campbell's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried before.


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Bill Belicheat doesn't check under his bed at night for the Boogeyman, he checks for Dan Campbell.

He is a big boy, and someone you would like in a bar fight, like in the movie Roadhouse. :lol: I just hope the players buy into this change, start playing as a team, and give Campbell a shot to maybe earn the permanent HC position.
 
When Dan Campbell swims in the ocean, the sharks are in steel cages

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Dan Campbell will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him
 
Dan Campbell demanded bread... the Soup Nazi apologized.
 
One of my faves:

Dan Campbell blows out trick candles.

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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Dan Campbell is called Logic
 
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Dan Campbell slapped Danny Vermin.... TWICE.

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After losing to them in every previous meeting, Miami finally beats Houston.
After not scoring 40 points in 12 years, Miami scores 41 points IN THE FIRST HALF.

Clearly, Monkeys get Dan Campbell on their backs.
 
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