Good morning all. We are back to report on day five of training camp! I spent the day on Saturday hoping I could find Robert Stack so he could do an Unsolved Mysteries episode on the Case of Will Fuller and the vanishing. However, all I found was a taco truck and a roaming herd of midgets who all only respond to portobello mushrooms and grey tube socks. I've never really got the hang of Saturdays so I blame that and of course the Bacardi. Anyhoo, let's jacknife into the pool that is week two of our 2021 Miami Dolphins. I can't speak for everyone else (I don't speak Narwahl), but I've been reading training camp reports since before I could drive and a little loco would pedal his bike to the library each day to run down how TC was going in the various S. Florida news rags. In that amount of time, I have not seen a week of performance akin to what Tua is doing with the exception being a Pittsburgh native named Daniel Constantine Marino. Yes, it's only been one week but that is a full 1/4 of the lifespan of an average house fly named Ron. Let's hope it continues and Tua keeps lighting it up while getting more starters back to throw to.
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