. Hitting a woman is never acceptable, under any circumstances.
STFU! NOW! You've obviously never dealt with Latina psychopaths that overpopulate Miami.
1st of all, yes the f@ck it is.
2nd of all, start watching Bill Burr comedy specials.
3rd of all, yes the motherf@ck it is.
We're driving back from a club. 5 in the truck. My best friend (RIP) was driving. 3 in the back. I'm sitting b;tch seat. His GF is in front passenger. ERRRRRRR BODY is tipsy including the driver.
We're doing bout 70. It had rained. Pavement is wet. They are having an epic argument because she saw him
talking to another chick at the bar. She suddenly lunges for the steering wheel, jerks it towards her, & the f@cking truck starts doing the side to side mambo slide on the motherf@cking highway.
My brother from another mother miraculously pushes her back WHILST steading the vehicle. I've got 3 Adam's apples, no nuts & a slimy log where my a$$hole should be.
She bounces off the door like Jackie Chan & goes for the wheel AGAIN at which point my homeboy straight right-crossed her upside her dumba$$ jaw putting that b;tch to sleep.
I'm an Aquarius- hopeless romantic by nature. After that night, I've never said "there's never a reason" crap again.
Also, watch this & thank me later: