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Surely no one created it?
The Gods of various religions got together and dictated that the Miami Dolphins number one who take the ball from goal to goal like no one’s ever seen should be bequeathed a forum
That forum should attract knowledgeable, intelligent posters but they are to be tested by being outnumbered by lunatics, drunks and lemmings.
A team of disciples who shall be called mods/admins should be selected to act on behalf of the Gods and they shall be led by a Viking from the north, who shall be rewarded with a place in Valhalla on his demise.
The Gods agreed that the fans should be punished by feeble play off performances until they unite as one to support rather than denigrate the greatest football team (so don’t hold your breath)
 
eMCee85 said:
Mods, who actually created this site?
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When the Flying Spaghetti Monster decided there needed to be more organized noodleness from the primordial caldron of stew, there came aqua and orange.

On Day 1 his noodleness created the user functions and panels and "let there be buttons!"
On Day 2 her noodleness separated the back end from the front end and said "thou shall have separation to maintain order!"
On Day 3 its noodleness decided there shall be sub divisions to organize the board "let there be a forum and in that forum there shall be sub-forums to maintain organization!"
On Day 4 the noodleness decided to add users and profiles, "there shall be users on the board, they shall have the ability to create content in my image and post based on their will!"
On Day 5 a noodleness realized this was chaos so he delineated the users into groups "let there be users, mods and admins, the users will create the content, the mods will review the content and the admins will resolve the content!"
On Day 6 their noodleness created a gameday thread and said "it shall be done to honor our team, we shall prevail and win over all!"
On Day 7 The noodleness saw all that he made, in the sixth days of work and realized that the 7th day, game day would be the holy day of rest, time to enjoy the fruits of the labor. He declared "Go FINS, even in the dark there again will be light, to enjoy the wins you need to endure the loss and come out stronger! FINS UP!"
 
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Henrik said:
Being a Club 347 member has its benefits, one of them being guaranteed to not see a single ad or popup for a full year. It’s quite the deal at $25/year
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Thank you for the advice Henry. Maybe in the future I will contribute. It's really a great board with pacionate posters. I even enjoy the fights going on. I'm on a budget but I again maybe in the future. Thanks for the reply.
 
Hey, how do I get my name turned pink? And a basement dweller tag? Actually, how do you get any tags?
 
NY8123 said:
When the Flying Spaghetti Monster decided there needed to be more organized noodleness from the primordial caldron of stew, there came aqua and orange.

On Day 1 his noodleness created the user functions and panels and "let there be buttons!"
On Day 2 her noodleness separated the back end from the front end and said "thou shall have separation to maintain order!"
On Day 3 its noodleness decided there shall be sub divisions to organize the board "let there be a forum and in that forum there shall be sub-forums to maintain organization!"
On Day 4 the noodleness decided to add users and profiles, "there shall be users on the board, they shall have the ability to create content in my image and post based on their will!"
On Day 5 a noodleness realized this was chaos so he delineated the users into groups "let there be users, mods and admins, the users will create the content, the mods will review the content and the admins will resolve the content!"
On Day 6 their noodleness created a gameday thread and said "it shall be done to honor our team, we shall prevail and win over all!"
On Day 7 The noodleness saw all that he made, in the sixth days of work and realized that the 7th day, game day would be the holy day of rest, time to enjoy the fruits of the labor. He declared "Go FINS, even in the dark there again will be light, to enjoy the wins you need to endure the loss and come out stronger! FINS UP!"
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asian food noodles GIF

Hungry Food GIF by 8it
noodles eating GIF by HuffPost


And it was Good! Damn It's Good!!!

For all of these years I have been unknowingly Grateful to The Flying Spaghetti Monster and

"His" infinite pronoun brigade.

I should have known. The wisdom was right under my nose the whole time...

I just could not wrap my fork around it.

ALL PRAISE THEE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!!!

And Bless the Keepers of the Primordial Stew.

All Hail The Mighty Dolphins' Spirits!!!
 
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eMCee85 said:
When will you guys take my boy out the basement? Lol
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He's finishing up digging a hole, can never have too many spare holes ready in the basement. No hole, next thing you know a 2hr job turns into 10, terribly inconvenient and forget about hitting hard pan.....**** me running with a salt dick, now you're talking a whole other level of excavation.

But I digress, yeah he's finishing up that hole as I type, I noticed he made it a little smaller than himself, paranoid mother******.
 
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