Let us break this down into something that can be handled step by step and unpacked for what it truly is.
First, in the event of a bastard love child between Busey and Giesele the likelihood of survival of said child is less than 5%. Let's assume the kid is a indeed a survivor, he has the crazy Busey blood coursing thru its veins, and the stamina of the mighty Giesele leading it's growth.
Second, what might his child look like you say?
Well, it most certainly would have blonde hair. It would likely be 6' to 6'2" in height. Crazy eyes and huge front teeth (or tooths). The skin would likely be dark but freckled.
Thirdly, the questions about Tom Brady via the Bastard child:
1) if given the chance to obtain a video of Giesele and her self defense instructor going balls deep would you address said copy to your step-papa and give it to him as a Christmas Gift?
2) Did your mom smash Tom Brady in the ass with a 9" inch strap-on?
3) Who would win in a no holds barred back ally fight, your dad all hopped up on cocaine and meth vs. Tommy on his TB12 routine?
and finally
4) Given that Tom is now out of the picture and Garry is 80, can I come over for dinner?
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