Florida vs. Florida State week!

[Motion]

I know its a little less meaningful this year, but still a big rivalry!

FSU's fight song

If you're in jail,
can't make bail
and have a rap sheet up your a$$

Come on down to Florida State
We got some classes that you can pass!

If you're brain is small
and you play some ball
we'll see you here next fall

Where football players think their God
and we always miss WIDE RIGHT! (or left)

This Just Released By CNN:

TALLAHASSEE, FL -- A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Tallahassee courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Florida State Seminoles Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Farmer Gator and Farmer Nole share a property line. One day while walking the property line together they come across a helpless Georgia Bulldog coed with her head stuck in the fence.

Farmer Gator says, "Hold up, this is part of our heritage" as he begins to have his way with the helpless Dawg. He finishes his business and then says to Farmer Nole, "Hey, now it's your turn".

Farmer Nole then walks up and proceeds to stick his head in the fence.

Go Gators!

 

[Cuban Dave 9]

 

[Vertical Limit]

Go Fsu.

 

[Cuban Dave 9]

 

[Pennington's Rocket Arm]

this game is still just as important as ever! UF has to play for a national championship, and FSU has to secure a berth in the Emerald Nuts Bowl or Humanitarian.com Bowl or Galleryfurniture.com Bowl or whatever piece of crap is left...

btw, this might as well have been posted in the UF thread, because no criminoles fans will post here.

 

[305TillIDie]

the country might turn their head at this game, but its still a heated rivalry...cant wait for kickoff :yes:

shout out to Bryan Pata's brother who plays for FSU

 

[Motion]

this game is still just as important as ever! UF has to play for a national championship, and FSU has to secure a berth in the Emerald Nuts Bowl or Humanitarian.com Bowl or Galleryfurniture.com Bowl or whatever piece of crap is left...

btw, this might as well have been posted in the UF thread, because no criminoles fans will post here.

I'm sure Mindwarp will drop by.

 

[Vertical Limit]

Upset of the year coming up.

 

[finswin56]

I posted this a while ago, but in honor of this week's game:

How do you get a FSU graduate off of your porch?










Pay him for the pizza.

 

[Nappy Roots]

if we start X Lee vs yall, we will win. hands down.

 

[Motion]

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/8208/ghumorbugabcc3b02aess5.jpg





if we start X Lee vs yall, we will win. hands down.

Like you did at Maryland and Wake Forest?

 

[Cuban Dave 9]

For more great preditions from Nappy Roots:

http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=157707

 

[Nappy Roots]

Like you did at Maryland?

our defense didnt come to play. they will agaisnt UF

 

[305TillIDie]

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/8208/ghumorbugabcc3b02aess5.jpg





if we start X Lee vs yall, we will win. hands down.

classic pic

 

[Motion]

our defense didnt come to play. they will agaisnt UF

:yes: No doubt, I hope so anyway.