Maybe alone in an elevator between floors or whatever.. what would say to him?
Me:
You?
Me:
- I'd beseech him to lay down an ultimatum to the Regime forbidding them from trading high draft picks for temporary band-aid fixes.
- Next would be to request his people keep track of the ongoing league average ratio of FGs to TDs while informing Tony that among other performance criteria, his job status will be evaluated based on how high above or below that ratio the offense's scoring nets out.
- Finally I would urge him to never again mess with Autumn 1PM home game rescheduling emphasizing that it's one of the team's advantages.
You?