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Jets Fans Wishes

Unless the Broncos surprisingly cut Manning and the Jests pick him up off waivers they need to reevaluate their wishes.


J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK
 
DrMultimedia said:
Shouldn't fans always want their team in the playoffs? Since the Jets aren't mathematically eliminated I would be wishing for that if I was you.

Luckily...I'm not a Jets fan. :)

Edit: Whoops...they have been eliminated. In that case...I'd wan to lose the last two games so I get a better draft pick.
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that's what they should have been wishing for from pretty much the get go...a couple looks at geno smith and yeah please lose em all...tried to tell junc that even...root for losses...although if you are in love with any of the qbs in this years class and feel like they can sniff tannehill over the long term from a read the field and upside aspect i say good luck to ya...

cause it's not happening...
 
convenienttruth said:
if i had one wish that i could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If i had two wishes that i could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace..and the dolphins wining the next 6 games and bringing the lombardi trophy back to miami.

You know, if i had three wishes that i could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. The second would be for the miami dolphins super bowl.. And the third would be for tom brady announcing his retirement from the nfl.

And if i had four wishes that i could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. Second would be for the dolphins super bowl.. The third would be for brady's retirement... And the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by miami dolphin's cheerleaders and of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, i guarantee you.

Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish! So, if i made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. The kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am i kidding! I mean, they're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's more trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: Here we go. First, the sex - we go with that; second, the super bowl. No! We go with the brady retirement second (it would happen right after the dolphins knock the patriots out of the playoffs), then the super bowl, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. Revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody.
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l!m!f!a!o!!!!!!!!
 
AEGBRG said:
What would really suck for them is if we clinched this week (were in with a win and Bal and Cin loss). That would really ruin their season.
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Then rested our starters in week 17.
 
Why we're facing the jest and bills and Ravens the Bengals is to prevent a recurrence of the gift-wrapped postseason free pass the Colts gave the jest by sitting their starters
 
I'll just leave this here:

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ConvenientTruth said:
If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace..and the Dolphins wining the next 6 games and bringing the Lombardi Trophy back to Miami.

You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. the second would be for the Miami Dolphins Super Bowl.. and the third would be for Tom Brady announcing his retirement from the NFL.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the Dolphins Super Bowl.. the third would be for Brady's retirement... and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Miami Dolphin's Cheerleaders and of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.

Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, they're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's more trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the sex - we go with that; second, the Super Bowl. No! We go with the Brady retirement second (it would happen right after the Dolphins knock the Patriots out of the playoffs), then the Super Bowl, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody.
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I actually read this. The whole thing. Even after it got nonsensical. I just kept reading...

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