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DolphinDevil28 said:
I'll just leave this here:

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I have always wondered why does this old codger have soccer shin pads on his forearms?
 
psfign said:
how quickly you forget we were that pathetic a couple years ago
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Why, did you go to the Jets board to tell them all you wanted for Christmas was to Knock the Jets out of the playoffs? Every team has their down time, yes ours has pretty long, but you have to admit to come to a rival teams board to tell everyone all you want is to knock their team from the playoffs is a very pathetic move.

Edit: Oops, that was actually from gang green.....my mistake, sorry.:foundout:
 
ConvenientTruth said:
If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace..and the Dolphins wining the next 6 games and bringing the Lombardi Trophy back to Miami.

You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. the second would be for the Miami Dolphins Super Bowl.. and the third would be for Tom Brady announcing his retirement from the NFL.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the Dolphins Super Bowl.. the third would be for Brady's retirement... and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Miami Dolphin's Cheerleaders and of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.

Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, they're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's more trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the sex - we go with that; second, the Super Bowl. No! We go with the Brady retirement second (it would happen right after the Dolphins knock the Patriots out of the playoffs), then the Super Bowl, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody.
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Nice Steve Martin Christmas moment....Thanks :up:
 
hooshoops said:
if i was them my wishes would begin and end with a qb
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My wishes are that the Jets keep Geno Smith and buttfumble for the next ten years, so we won't have to worry about them being a good team any time soon.
 
DrMultimedia said:
Shouldn't fans always want their team in the playoffs? Since the Jets aren't mathematically eliminated I would be wishing for that if I was you.

Luckily...I'm not a Jets fan. :)

Edit: Whoops...they have been eliminated. In that case...I'd wan to lose the last two games so I get a better draft pick.
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:crazy:
 
Yeah they need to lose out if they are gonna get a better QB. Although I can't think of many (or any) that are worth drafting in the 1st this year.
 
kellyh3034 said:
All I want for Xmas
"Is for us to beat the Dolphins week 17 and ruin their season.

Could care less about the Browns game."

"My three Jets wishes for the rest of this season-
No major injuries to good players
Knock Miami out of playoffs
Santonio Holmes deactivated for final two games

"Let's return the favor from 2011 and kill the Dolphins playoff hopes."
http://forums.theganggreen.com/showthread.php?t=79856
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What favor? We knocked them out of the tie breaker scenario which they would have not won anyways. The Titans won and even if the Jets would have beaten us it would not have been enough to make the playoffs.

They knocked themselves out by losing three straight and going from 8-4 to 8-7.
 
I'd be saying the same thing if the situation was reversed, but I still love hearing it.
 
Yuck. First time I went on the gang green forums. FH's layout is SO much better, like comparing the Taj Mahal to your local Motel Six. Go figure, it's the Jests. :chuckle:
 
We're a more complete team than the Jets team we kept out two years ago. That doesn't mean that they couldn't force us to finish at the same record as that team though.
 
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