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Matt Flynn to Dolphins?

however, i highly doubt taht this rumor is true :(
i just hope it is
 
Mr. Magoo said:
Ok. I won't kill the messenger. I'll kill the guy who wrote this ****ing "story", a hapless dweeb named Larry Seely.

This is a fuzzy picture of Larry.

full-1.jpg

I assume that's him in the middle, rather than being really distant picture of a guy throwing himself in front of a rollercoaster.

And this is how he describes himself on his "Gather.com" profile:



That's right. Larry just got back into the "writing thing." Which apparently doesn't mean getting back to the "attributable sources" thing, as this story quotes nothing other than the vibrations Larry gets through his lead fillings and his aluminum foil hat. But I guess he's kind of busy with his main business, Seely Virtual Services, which has this Web site:

http://www.seelyvirtualservices.com/joomla/

This site has an "About Us", where Larry has yet another profile.

Larry likes profiles.



That's right, folks. Larry has a creative writing background. Including poetry! He's a published poet, which given Larry's diligence on sourcing things means he probably wrote haiku in poop on wall of his childhood bedroom. Also, Larry writes "social network articles", which is just good old fashioned poetry-speak for saying he used myspace once and managed to updated his "interests" so that means you should definitely hire him.

Oh, was this the part where you expected to find out that Larry actually has some journalism experience? Because sadly, for all Larry's varied and fascinating life experiences as a social media updater and published poet... he has none.

But that sure hasn't stopped him from pretending! Check out some stories Larry's posted in the last few days.

"Tim Tebow to Redskins"

"Chris Johnson to Cowboys?"

"Albert Haynesworth to Broncos". A little note for m'pal Larry: Haynesworth was traded to the Patriots on July 28th, almost a month before you wrote this.

"Osi Umenyiora to Bears?". This story touts the -- and I quote -- "much needed piece" a Umenyiora trade would bring to the locker room.

Can I go on? Yes, I can go on.

Here is Larry's twitter account: http://twitter.com/#!/golfnut1965. It includes helpful links to all his made-up bull****.

Just a tip, if you decide to follow him:

If Larry says the rumors are the Sun will come up tomorrow, make sure you get a second source.
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That my friends, is an EPIC burn.
 
Why would they trade for a qb when if henne doesn't pan out, the fo is most likely fired. We will ride and die with what we got
 
Mr. Magoo said:
Ok. I won't kill the messenger. I'll kill the guy who wrote this ****ing "story", a hapless dweeb named Larry Seely.

This is a fuzzy picture of Larry.

full-1.jpg

I assume that's him in the middle, rather than being really distant picture of a guy throwing himself in front of a rollercoaster.

And this is how he describes himself on his "Gather.com" profile:



That's right. Larry just got back into the "writing thing." Which apparently doesn't mean getting back to the "attributable sources" thing, as this story quotes nothing other than the vibrations Larry gets through his lead fillings and his aluminum foil hat. But I guess he's kind of busy with his main business, Seely Virtual Services, which has this Web site:

http://www.seelyvirtualservices.com/joomla/

This site has an "About Us", where Larry has yet another profile.

Larry likes profiles.



That's right, folks. Larry has a creative writing background. Including poetry! He's a published poet, which given Larry's diligence on sourcing things means he's counting the haiku he wrote in poop on wall of his childhood bedroom. Also, Larry writes "social network articles", which is just good old fashioned poetry-speak for saying he used myspace once and managed to updated his "interests" so that means you should definitely hire him.

Oh, was this the part where you expected to find out that Larry actually has some journalism experience? Because that part's not going to happen. For all Larry's varied and fascinating life experiences as a social media updater and published poet... he has none.

But that sure hasn't stopped him from pretending! Check out some stories Larry's posted in the last few days.

"Tim Tebow to Redskins"

"Chris Johnson to Cowboys?"

"Albert Haynesworth to Broncos". A little note for m'pal Larry: Haynesworth was traded to the Patriots on July 28th, almost a month before you wrote this.

"Osi Umenyiora to Bears?". This story touts the -- and I quote -- "much needed piece" a Umenyiora trade would bring to the locker room.

Can I go on? Yes, I can go on.

Here is Larry's twitter account: http://twitter.com/#!/golfnut1965. It includes helpful links to all his made-up bull****.

Just a tip, if you decide to follow him:

If Larry says the rumors are the Sun will come up tomorrow, make sure you get a second source.
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This is one of the best posts that I have seen on Finheaven in a while.
 
This thread needs nothing else to it . . . Magoo has completely killed it (in a hilariously good way).

The guy is a free agent next season, why on earth would we trade a 1st or 2nd day pick for him now . . . let alone the fact that he is unproven and overrated from one solid performance against NE. Haven't we been down this road a million times before?

Can I join in on the fun? Ummm, let me see . . . . Cam Wake to the Patriots . . . yea, yea I know its a division rival but "it fits" :lol:
 
I think we should wait a few games into the season for Henne at least.
 
That guys twitter page is filled with loads of BS. He is constantly writing about NBA players getting traded to random teams with NO credibility. Just some loser that's trying to be a writer I guess.
 
What would we do with the rest the QB's? Moore would go to third and Henne and Flynn would fight it out? Devlin to the PS and Mconnell released.
 
Mr. Magoo said:
Ok. I won't kill the messenger. I'll kill the guy who wrote this ****ing "story", a hapless dweeb named Larry Seely.

This is a fuzzy picture of Larry.

full-1.jpg

I assume that's him in the middle, rather than being really distant picture of a guy throwing himself in front of a rollercoaster.

And this is how he describes himself on his "Gather.com" profile:



That's right. Larry just got back into the "writing thing." Which apparently doesn't mean getting back to the "attributable sources" thing, as this story quotes nothing other than the vibrations Larry gets through his lead fillings and his aluminum foil hat. But I guess he's kind of busy with his main business, Seely Virtual Services, which has this Web site:

http://www.seelyvirtualservices.com/joomla/

This site has an "About Us", where Larry has yet another profile.

Larry likes profiles.



That's right, folks. Larry has a creative writing background. Including poetry! He's a published poet, which given Larry's diligence on sourcing things means he's probably counting the haiku he wrote in poop on the wall of his childhood bedroom. Also, Larry writes "social network articles", which is just good old fashioned poetry-speak for saying he used myspace once and managed to updated his "interests" so that means you should definitely hire him.

Oh, was this the part where you expected to find out that Larry actually has some journalism experience? Because that part's not going to happen. For all Larry's varied and fascinating life experiences as a social media updater and published poet... he has none.

But that sure hasn't stopped him from pretending! Check out some stories Larry's posted in the last few days.

"Tim Tebow to Redskins"

"Chris Johnson to Cowboys?"

"Albert Haynesworth to Broncos". A little note for m'pal Larry: Haynesworth was traded to the Patriots on July 28th, almost a month before you wrote this.

"Osi Umenyiora to Bears?". This story touts the -- and I quote -- "much needed piece" a Umenyiora trade would bring to the locker room.

Can I go on? Yes, I can go on.

Here is Larry's twitter account: http://twitter.com/#!/golfnut1965. It includes helpful links to all his made-up bull****.

Just a tip, if you decide to follow him:

If Larry says the rumors are the Sun will come up tomorrow, make sure you get a second source.
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Looks like someone is trying to give Chris Mortenson a run for his money on most **** thrown at the wall to see if it sticks.
 
SportsGuy65 said:
All my articles are taken from writers on Bleacher Report and are not my views! All you need to do is click the link in the story to find where the article originated from. But hey, thanks for looking and getting me paid!:lol2:
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Did this clown just say Bleacher Report?
 
*"Ill play along** Wouldnt it make more sense to offer the Bengals a 2nd or 3rd round pick for Palmer?...Just my 2 fantasy cents..
 
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