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I fully expect to hear Chris Berman calling him something along the lines of "Speedy Ginnzalez". :rolleyes:

Yes and he should be called either the Fat-meister or the Whip-over hair-dude.

He is funny some times but he is such a NE homer.
 
Instead of speedy ginnzalez how about teddy ginnzalez
or
tedd gone
 
Why don't we let him actually do something on the field before giving him a nickname? Might be nice if he prooves himself and actually puts on a uniform, heck even sign and get into camp on time.

If he doesn't do anything we'll just call him loser and move on.
 
He could have a sticker put on the back of his pants saying 'My Other Car is a Ferrari' but he would mean it!
 
or "slow ginn fizz" if his foot problems continue or "


"we have Ginn who needs Quinn"
 
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I was thinking the Ginnzomatic,
The Ginnzoid,
Ginns Your Mama (to be used on our competitors)
In the beGinninning, for the religiously inclined


What do you think?

-By the way for those that don't already know these facts,

Ginn taught 'The Flash" how to run for those who wanted to know how fast he is!

-He personally broke Einstein's law of relativity by going faster than the speed of light and physicists are really pissed.

News Flash- A Miami Dolphin football player, Mr. Ted Ginn, was reported to have actually run down a flying saucer and single handedly captured a group of aliens. The aliens are now in US Govt. captivity.

Update- The captured aliens ( calling themselves the Grays) have admitted to working with Al-Queda and as such are now being transported to Guantanamo Air Base in Cuba where they will be housed along with all the other Arab terrorists. Torture will be mildly used utilizing water (daily baths) and continual loud playing of Black Sabbath's 'Iron Man'

The baths are to clean them up but the music is expected to weaken their resolve very quickly!!

Teddy Ginncredible
 
That would be raw if u held up a sign on opening day at dolphins stadium saying "The BeGinning"
 
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