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Merge:What Would Be A Great Nickname For Ginn??

Ginnsu, he's so smoothe he cuts apart defenses like they are butter!

LOL.............I know really bad

Or Teddy "the machine" Ginn
 
I was thinking the Ginnzomatic,
The Ginnzoid,
Ginns Your Mama (to be used on our competitors)
In the beGinninning, for the religiously inclined


What do you think?

-By the way for those that don't already know these facts,

Ginn taught 'The Flash" how to run for those who wanted to know how fast he is!

-He personally broke Einstein's law of relativity by going faster than the speed of light and physicists are really pissed.

News Flash- A Miami Dolphin football player, Mr. Ted Ginn, was reported to have actually run down a flying saucer and single handedly captured a group of aliens. The aliens are now in US Govt. captivity.

Update- The captured aliens ( calling themselves the Grays) have admitted to working with Al-Queda and as such are now being transported to Guantanamo Air Base in Cuba where they will be housed along with all the other Arab terrorists. Torture will be mildly used utilizing water (daily baths) and continual loud playing of Black Sabbath's 'Iron Man'

The baths are to clean them up but the music is expected to weaken their resolve very quickly!!

Hopefully its something as simple as Touchdown A-Ginn or simply TD A-Ginn
 
Hopefully its something as simple as Touchdown A-Ginn or simply TD A-Ginn

Sounds a bit uninspiring but what about this idea-

Since the Fins picked Ginn over their preferred favorite, Quinn, how about if Wayne Huizenga agrees to buy a beer for each attending fan at every home game every time Ginn scores a touchdown?

Now would that sell some tickets or what?
 
Sounds a bit uninspiring but what about this idea-

Since the Fins picked Ginn over their preferred favorite, Quinn, how about if Wayne Huizenga agrees to buy a beer for each attending fan at every home game every time Ginn scores a touchdown?

Now would that sell some tickets or what?

I meant the 'fans' preferred favorite, of course.
 
Sounds a bit uninspiring but what about this idea-

Since the Fins picked Ginn over their preferred favorite, Quinn, how about if Wayne Huizenga agrees to buy a beer for each attending fan at every home game every time Ginn scores a touchdown?

Now would that sell some tickets or what?

At 5.00 a beer thats $382,500.00
 
At 5.00 a beer thats $382,500.00

That's lose change for Wayne! He spends more for facial electrolysis a year then that.

Let's start an e-mail campaign and request this for all the poor suffering fin fans that spend inordinate amounts to attend games that for the past few years have been to say the least a bit disappointing.

Pony up the free beer Wayne and show that you are a real man!
 
As long as his name is not bust I will be fine. Poor Theodore.
 
How 'bout ....."Teddy the Ginnpossible" or "Ted Ginn in 3 seconds"

Hey I'm trying here!!

I think Speedy Ginnzalez has the early lead!!
 
Your right, but he is seriously a Brady and Bruschi sycophant.
No it's not his fault. That's just a prerequisite for working at ESPN. That's why Joe Theesman still has a job over there, he's the best at it.
 
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