I was thinking the Ginnzomatic,
The Ginnzoid,
Ginns Your Mama (to be used on our competitors)
In the beGinninning, for the religiously inclined
What do you think?
-By the way for those that don't already know these facts,
Ginn taught 'The Flash" how to run for those who wanted to know how fast he is!
-He personally broke Einstein's law of relativity by going faster than the speed of light and physicists are really pissed.
News Flash- A Miami Dolphin football player, Mr. Ted Ginn, was reported to have actually run down a flying saucer and single handedly captured a group of aliens. The aliens are now in US Govt. captivity.
Update- The captured aliens ( calling themselves the Grays) have admitted to working with Al-Queda and as such are now being transported to Guantanamo Air Base in Cuba where they will be housed along with all the other Arab terrorists. Torture will be mildly used utilizing water (daily baths) and continual loud playing of Black Sabbath's 'Iron Man'
The baths are to clean them up but the music is expected to weaken their resolve very quickly!!
BUSTer?
This one is kinda long and doesn't really sound that good, but how bout Ted "I will never get off the bench in a NFL game to play WR in my entire career" Ginn?? Doesn't sound good but it's the way it will go down. We could have had him in the 3rd rd and even then it would have been a reach. He's outta the league in 3 yrs.
This one is kinda long and doesn't really sound that good, but how bout Ted "I will never get off the bench in a NFL game to play WR in my entire career" Ginn?? Doesn't sound good but it's the way it will go down. We could have had him in the 3rd rd and even then it would have been a reach. He's outta the league in 3 yrs.
week 2.
You will then know who Anthony Spencer is and why you can't win with a rookie Center, patchwork OL, undertalented WR's and an old QB coming off a concussion.
Jason Witten will have more yards than your leading reciever. TO wil have more yards and TDS than your whole recieving core combined.
I do respect your D, but that is it.
Spencer would have been a great 5th round pick. I had him and Greg Peterson dead even on my draft board and my homies all thought we might even be able to work a trade and get him in the sixth round. Boy were we surprised when he started climbing and the Cowboys pulled the trigger at 26.... About 130 picks too early IMOweek 2.
You will then know who Anthony Spencer is and why you can't win with a rookie Center, patchwork OL, undertalented WR's and an old QB coming off a concussion.
Jason Witten will have more yards than your leading reciever. TO wil have more yards and TDS than your whole recieving core combined.
I do respect your D, but that is it.
Spencer would have been a great 5th round pick. I had him and Greg Peterson dead even on my draft board and my homies all thought we might even be able to work a trade and get him in the sixth round. Boy were we surprised when he started climbing and the Cowboys pulled the trigger at 26.... About 130 picks too early IMO