i don't think we should give him any damn nicknames. he hasn't earned it yet. i am actually glad you started this thread (i wanted to, but didn't).
anyway, here's whats going to happen. the collective "braintrust" on here will come up with a homosexual nickname of some sort (i like "the tiger" myself, lol), and everyone on here will be calling him that.
THEN, when plays for us and starts scoring (or whatever), the announcer will GIVE him his own name. Then everyone will make a slow transgression to the name the announcer gives him because it will invariably be cooler than "downtown" julie... err, ronnie brown, or UPS, or "what can brown do for you". H2 makes no sense considering his alleged nickname was "Hummer" (hummer and H2 are two different names - one is a make, the other a model FYI). Honestly, even hummer is ridiculous. it served a purpose when he was sharing carries with Cadillac, but he isn't anymore.
Let him play, and as my dear friend Jimmy James put it best, lets just call him "Ronnie Brown."
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