fatkirstyalley
Donut Enthusiast
Im certainly down for a bearded Henne
Official Chad Henne Beard Thread!
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Chubby
SUPERFAN
The Movement is in full swing!
Dolph N.Fan
Active Roster
Yep I'm definitely on beard er I mean on board for this.
Slainte
High Five
behind every great beard is a great man.....
:signed:
:signed:
JakeMcAwful
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Signed x Infinity
Sherif
Pro Bowler
It would prove he's not a woman since most Women like Sanchez can't grow one. Put me down for yes to a beard.
johngarryvo
The Voice
he's got a head the size of a veritable planetoid on his shoulders! and you want to add scruff to it?
it'd look like Jupiter... with pubes!!
it'd look like Jupiter... with pubes!!
overworkedirish
Active Roster
I like Henne, but let's be real about something: the man has a bulbous head. And that's okay. But it definitely requires a beard to avoid Shrek confusion. His lack of beard as long as we've known him HAS to be a girlfriend (wife now?) thing. She must hate it.
NEXT MISSION: Change Mrs. Henne's mind about beards.
NEXT MISSION: Change Mrs. Henne's mind about beards.
TRUDOLFAN54
PHINZ4LIFE!!!!
was that a recent pic of him or a photo shop if its photo shop thats a pretty good pic he looks better with the beard though 100%....
Valandui
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And, at least 42% more awesome.
These are facts.
I agree. My stubble that I keep only increases my importance by 60% of it's inherent value.
DphinBillkiller
Touchdown
Sign me up as well. Grow the beard Chad!
Chubby
SUPERFAN
Not photoshopped as far as I can tell. I remember him growing a beard his second season, think he only sported it for a couple of weeks. Must be a pic from that time.
Chubbs
I want Henne to grow his hair out with the beard. Go for a look akin to Luke Wilson in The Royal Tennenbaums and just give the middle finger to everyone.
Dan Fouts as a kid:
3,297 completions
5,604 attempts
43,040 yards
254 touchdowns
6-time Pro Bowler
3-time All Pro
2-time AFC Player of the Year
NFL Hall of Fame
Now, you might very well ask, "What does this have to do with the current topic?"
According to some facts I just made up, Chad Henne actually had some stubble as an infant. His mother was simply mad about the additional discomfort this caused her during childbirth, so she brainwashed him into become a lifelong shaving aficionado - in the process, crippling his development as a QB worse than Henning ever could have.
It's time to stop being a momma's boy, Chad!
Grow the damn beard already, and take you rightful place among the elite in NFL History. :up:
3,297 completions
5,604 attempts
43,040 yards
254 touchdowns
6-time Pro Bowler
3-time All Pro
2-time AFC Player of the Year
NFL Hall of Fame
Now, you might very well ask, "What does this have to do with the current topic?"
According to some facts I just made up, Chad Henne actually had some stubble as an infant. His mother was simply mad about the additional discomfort this caused her during childbirth, so she brainwashed him into become a lifelong shaving aficionado - in the process, crippling his development as a QB worse than Henning ever could have.
It's time to stop being a momma's boy, Chad!
Grow the damn beard already, and take you rightful place among the elite in NFL History. :up: