*** OFFICIAL MIAMI DOLPHINS vs JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS GAME THREAD *** WK6 NFL London Games 2021

[Ray R]

I wish you the best brother Semper Fi!

I'm waiting for that special call:

Sick, lame and lazy,
Deaf, dumb or crazy - SICK CALL - LOL

When I think back on my service days, I'm surprised to recall how "poetic" the Corps was. Who knew I was in with so many "English Majors" - LOL

 

[Ray R]

Right. Some actual trash or garbage can be recycled and serve a purpose.

You made me laugh out loud at that one, even if I don't agree - LOL

 

[Danny]

For tomorrow's game day thread, please remember that no Dolphins player, coach, team executive, or other employee... is "trash" and, or, "garbage".

well I'm missing church tomorrow so they better not play like "trash" or like "garbage"

 

[DrMultimedia]

I've been drinking since 5pm and told Siri to play Pet Shop Boys Essentials. I'm so set to wake up with a brutal hangover, a bottle of white, and breakfast tacos from a local spot. Bring on them Jags.

 

[Jamesw]

I'm not greedy; a 40 Burger over the Jags (great name for an opposing team) will be adequate - LOL

(And some posters feel our FO is messed up) - LOL

Hopefully the “Big Shula in the Sky“ will grant your wish!

 

[ChitownPhins28]

My 10 year old saw that top-down view of that stadium and was like
'That looks like a big butthole'.

 

[ChitownPhins28]

The one in the middle kept giving Dorothy the 'shocker', if ya know what I mean...

 

[13marino13]

Closer to the truth then you might believe - LOL

I go on a "clear liquid diet " - wait for it - at 9:30 AM this Sunday in preparation for an endoscopic procedure on Monday.

They installed a shunt through my stomach and into a pseudo-cyst in my pancreas and flushed that sucker out. That was two weeks ago. Now they are going to go in and pull out the remaining "necrotic" tissue. Sort of like "popping a pimple" but using fancier words and equipment. Then they will wait a few more weeks before they take the shunt out.

At least they "drug me up" before performing these procedures. When you can't "drink the good stuff", that's as good as it gets. - LOL

What do you do for a good time - It can't be following the Dolphins so far this season. - LOL

Oh, and about the game.

Here I was hoping that the game would be exciting and keep me awake - LOL

Clear liquids include vodka, no?

 

[13marino13]

The one in the middle kept giving Dorothy the 'shocker', if ya know what I mean...

I haven't a clue...

 

[Travis34]

Closer to the truth then you might believe - LOL

I go on a "clear liquid diet " - wait for it - at 9:30 AM this Sunday in preparation for an endoscopic procedure on Monday.

They installed a shunt through my stomach and into a pseudo-cyst in my pancreas and flushed that sucker out. That was two weeks ago. Now they are going to go in and pull out the remaining "necrotic" tissue. Sort of like "popping a pimple" but using fancier words and equipment. Then they will wait a few more weeks before they take the shunt out.

At least they "drug me up" before performing these procedures. When you can't "drink the good stuff", that's as good as it gets. - LOL

What do you do for a good time - It can't be following the Dolphins so far this season. - LOL

Oh, and about the game.

Here I was hoping that the game would be exciting and keep me awake - LOL

Good luck with everything Ray! Hope all goes well for ya

 

[TheMageGandalf]

Tua is almost down to the skill guys he had at end of last year…. Ford is the new Grant for me at this point.

Dont want to bring down the mood but...

No excuses on this front. None. All of the dudes that are out have an injury history. This should've been FULLY expected to happen.

Before the season if they thought that wouldn't play a factor, then this front office is more inept than I thought. All that talk of having a great receiving corps was great and all in a fantasy world where football players that constantly get hurt, dont get hurt.

So looking at that WR chart wayyyyy back before FA, they knew what they were getting into and yet rolled with it so no excuses.

 

[VBCheeseGrater]

I've been drinking since 5pm and told Siri to play Pet Shop Boys Essentials. I'm so set to wake up with a brutal hangover, a bottle of white, and breakfast tacos from a local spot. Bring on them Jags.

A win to start the day and then a slew of games after sure would help that hangover!

 

[emoticon]

Closer to the truth then you might believe - LOL

I go on a "clear liquid diet " - wait for it - at 9:30 AM this Sunday in preparation for an endoscopic procedure on Monday.

They installed a shunt through my stomach and into a pseudo-cyst in my pancreas and flushed that sucker out. That was two weeks ago. Now they are going to go in and pull out the remaining "necrotic" tissue. Sort of like "popping a pimple" but using fancier words and equipment. Then they will wait a few more weeks before they take the shunt out.

At least they "drug me up" before performing these procedures. When you can't "drink the good stuff", that's as good as it gets. - LOL

What do you do for a good time - It can't be following the Dolphins so far this season. - LOL

Oh, and about the game.

Here I was hoping that the game would be exciting and keep me awake - LOL

Best of luck on Monday! Isn't grain alcohol a clear liquid?

 

[TheMageGandalf]

Went to London once...I swear I met a dude that made me recall this song to this very day...spooky...

 

[zach attach]

Our WR's are so soft. It's like they are hurt to make it through the season so they can get to another team.
Their stats suck with Brisket.
My main problem with my own fandom these days is trust. I don't trust the Flores, the coordinators, or the O line coach. The players are making a statement with lax play at time. The whole staff is about to lose the team.