*** OFFICIAL NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS @ MIAMI DOLPHINS GAME THREAD *** Week 17 | Page 5 | FinHeaven - Miami Dolphins Forums

*** OFFICIAL NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS @ MIAMI DOLPHINS GAME THREAD *** Week 17

Mr Ross welcome to Gillete stadium not that this surprises anyone.
 
The only reason I'm gonna give this game a glance is because I want to see us in aqua unis at 1pm. Man, I'm a sucker.
 
With James and Pouncey out, Ryan Tannehill should NOT be starting this game.
 
James Walker ‏@JamesWalkerNFL 18s18 seconds ago
#Dolphins rookie Jamil Douglas will get his second career start at C today in place of Mike Pouncey. He will try to make up for last week.
 
If RT gets 142 yards, he goes over 4K.
 
Mike Reiss ‏@MikeReiss 20s21 seconds ago
While those seven players are inactive for the Patriots, there will be others who are active but don't play.
 
Prediction:

Grimes slips, falls down.
They allow Jamar Taylor one play, he gives up a 99 yard TD.
Koa Misi gets injured.
Ryan Tannehill gets sacked 27 times. Throws 9 yards short of the first down sticks on 3rd and 10.
Suh has 2 offsides penalties.
Vernon gets an unsportsmanlike penalty or two.
Lamar Miller goes for 80 yards a carry his first 5 carries, then is benched.
Walt Aikens trips over his own feet getting Gatorade on the sidelines.
Jason Fox just saves time and tackles Tannehill himself.
Dallas Thomas lies on his back the whole game like a dead turtle, earns high praise from the coaching staff.
Stephen Ross sends another email to season ticket holders apologizing vehemently and promising changes...proceeds to refuse to fire almost anyone in the organization because he likes playing checkers against them (Dawn Aponte lets him win)

Pssshhh, you didn't even include a bad snap/safety. Amateurs.
 
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Prediction:

Grimes slips, falls down.
They allow Jamar Taylor one play, he gives up a 99 yard TD.
Koa Misi gets injured.
Ryan Tannehill gets sacked 27 times. Throws 9 yards short of the first down sticks on 3rd and 10.
Suh has 2 offsides penalties.
Vernon gets an unsportsmanlike penalty or two.
Lamar Miller goes for 80 yards a carry his first 5 carries, then is benched.
Walt Aikens trips over his own feet getting Gatorade on the sidelines.
Jason Fox just saves time and tackles Tannehill himself.
Dallas Thomas lies on his back the whole game like a dead turtle, earns high praise from the coaching staff.
Stephen Ross sends another email to season ticket holders apologizing vehemently and promising changes...proceeds to refuse to fire almost anyone in the organization because he likes playing checkers against them (Dawn Aponte lets him win)

You forgot one thing...the "weekly" safety from a bad snap or RT stumbling backwards off his own heels...
It will come to pass...always does...
 
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