He'll strain a fallopian tube by halftime.
Had gronk played week 15 last year and Brady had more to work with than just a bunch of slot wrs playing on the boundary etc and slug tight ends we wouldn't have had a shot in hell of beating them in that game...
Gronk being back opens up that play book something fierce...and wrights gonna do work also...
I know Gronk is in shape, but hes not in football shape. That south Florida heat is gonna put a hurting on him also.
Star tight end Rob Gronkowski stood in front of his Gillette Stadium locker Monday and announced he will be playing in the New England Patriots' opener at Miami this Sunday.
Meanwhile, the news hardly caught the Dolphins by surprise.
"I'm super excited," said Gronkowski, who didn't play in any of the four preseason games as he completed his recovery from December right knee surgery. "I won't have to see my teammates grind all week - (I'll) go back out there with them, get in the huddle, break the huddle with them.
"It's going to be an honor to be back out there with my teammates. Super pumped, super excited and just preparing for the game."
The pronouncement came as a bit of a surprise in a locker room not known for players "breaking news."
"Yeah, yeah, I'm just getting it out of the way there," Gronkowski said. "Every single day this week (he would have been asked about returning) - get it out of the way now."
"It just feels good in my mind to know that I'll be out there with my boys, working hard, grinding with them, being out there."
The Patriots are 6-0 all-time when Gronkowski plays against the Dolphins, but Miami has kept him in some check of late. Gronkowski's last two games against Miami resulted in a total of only four catches.
Dolphins coach Joe Philbin said his team was "fully prepared" for a Gronkowski sighting.
"He's an excellent player," Philbin said Monday. "He's been a very very productive player throughout his career. We'll have a good plan in place, but he's certainly an important part of their offense, and a productive part of it. We'll be ready for him, for sure."