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Phillip Wheeler doesn't tip his waitress

Phillip Wheeler fathered all of Antonio Cromartie's children.
 
Phillip Wheeler is the one that draws penises on the inside of public restroom stalls...
 
Wheeler sold weed............to Ricky Williams! And got him suspended
 
Philip Wheeler waits until hes at the front of the line before deciding what to order.

Philip Wheeler sleeps in a bunk bed.
 
Phillip Wheeler steals from the donation bowl at church.

Phillip Wheeler doesnt tip the pizza guy

Phillip Wheeler Drinks and Drives

Phillip Wheeler Dyes his pubes

Phillip Wheeler Drinks milk straight from the utter.
 
Phillip Wheeler takes your sister on a date to a nice fish restaurant and never calls her again.
 
Phillip Wheeler doesn't even have the goddamn common courtesy to give you a reach around.

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Phillip Wheeler doesn't know that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

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Phillip Wheeler calls everyone "dude."

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Phillip Wheeler only drinks gluten free beer.

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Phillip Wheeler always manages to drop the fact that he knows what "pescatarian" means into conversation.

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Phillip Wheeler had his foreskin restored.
 
Phillip Wheeler killed Tupac, then beat Biggie to death with Tupac's corpse. Case solved.
 
Phillip Wheeler doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.
 
Phillip Wheeler always tries to have a harder handshake grip than you.
 
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