Phillip Wheeler doesn't tip his waitress

[TheWalrus]

Phillip Wheeler mows the lawn at 6 am.

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Phillip Wheeler never has to make fewer than 17 transactions at an ATM.

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Phillip Wheeler names his pets after minor characters in Lord of the Rings.

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Phillip Wheeler thinks the Matrix Trilogy ended pretty well, actually.

 

[dolphinheel]

Phillip Wheeler highlights with a black magic marker.

 

[BGtoKNfor6]

Phillip Wheeler pisses on the toilet seat and uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn't flush his loaf of bread turd that didn't go down when you had to take an major dump.

 

[silver McNibblets]

Phillip Wheeler sells fax machines in the Denver area.

 

[CO-Gator]

Phillip Wheeler sits next to you on a red eye flight and rips big farts the whole time while you're trying to sleep.

 

[flynryan15]

Philip wheeler was flying the Asiana plane in San Fran the end result is the 2013 Miami Dolphins!

 

[silver McNibblets]

Phillip Wheeler glues quarters to the sidewalk.

 

[The Stache99]

Phillip wheeler wears Capri pants

 

[natetherock]

Phillip Wheeler curls in the squat rack

 

[LANGER72]

Phillip Wheeler still wets his bed

 

[CO-Gator]

Phillip Wheeler says "just sayin".

 

[natetherock]

Phillip Wheeler watches Game of Thrones, but only the scenes with Joffrey Baratheon

 

[CO-Gator]

Phillip Wheeler watches Game of Thrones, but only the scenes with Joffrey Baratheon

And he doesn't even support the real Baratheon king, Stannis.

 

[natetherock]

And he doesn't even support the real Baratheon king, Stannis.

Phillip Wheeler is Joffrey's real father/uncle

 

[CO-Gator]

Phillip Wheeler is Joffrey's real father/uncle

No way. Jaime's awesome. Phillip Wheeler bunts in kickball.