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Phillip Wheeler doesn't tip his waitress

Phillip Wheeler is a lousy plumber 'cause he can't even stop water from running.

See what I did there?
 
Kornnut said:
Phillip Wheeler made this thread.
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You got me. But that's not how I know I'm Phillip Wheeler. I know I'm Phillip Wheeler because I'm the one that checked the only copy of that book at the library that you really wanted to read and never returned it.
 
Phillip Wheeler is president of the Justin Bieber fan club.

Phillip Wheeler still wears underoos

Phillip Wheeler has a Tom Brady fathead on his bedroom wall that his kisses every night.

Phillip Wheeler and Dannell Ellerbe went out trick or treating as Milli Vanilli on Halloween night and almost missed the Bengals game.

Phillip Wheeler started Geno Smith on his fantasy football team.
 
As I mentioned the other day - when the Yankees sign a big dollar recruit, they are smart enough to insist on him getting a haircut.
Philip got paid but Jeff got the haircut.
 
Phillip Wheeler passes you on interstate without using his blinker and immediately cuts back in front of you to show you how much of a dick you are for only going 20 mph over the speed limit.
 
Phillip Wheelers number is scattered throughout bathroom stalls everywhere to give you pleasure

Phillip Wheeler has a vagina

Phillip Wheeler can't even tackle in Madden playing on easy.

Phillip Wheeler used to tuck his penis between his legs before he got vagina.
 
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Phillip Wheeler watches Lifetime movies and cries.

Phillip Wheeler is actually a costume and under it is Ray Finkle.

Phillip Wheeler wears 52 because that's how many missed tackles he has per game.
 
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