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Phillip Wheeler doesn't tip his waitress

Wheeler couldn't play in MLB because he would drown in spring training

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eger said:
Phillip Wheeler could still kick your a55.
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No, he would tear an ACL when trying to kick.
 
Valandui said:
Or the real Targaryen king,
Jon Snow.

Hell, he probably thinks Dany is a good guy.
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Well I thought I was far enough in the books to click "spoiler" FML

Phillip Wheeler made me click spoiler.
 
In all seriousness, Phillip Wheeler was arrested last night for impersonating a NFL linebacker.
 
Philliper WHeeler is really Channing Crowder in disguise. They both wear #52.. You didnt see him piss himself during the games when the RB is running at him?
 
Phillip Wheeler writes "wash me" on dirty cars.

Phillip Wheeler always leaves some beer in his glass.

Phillip Wheeler orders an appetizer you don't like and then gets annoyed when you don't help him finish it.

Phillip Wheeler plays your video game for a while, ****s things up, and then "accidentally" saves it.
 
Phillip Wheeler always stops in the middle of his sentence and asks you what he was talking about.

Phillip Wheeler responds to every question with "what?"

Phillip Wheeler orders his steak well done.

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Phillip Wheeler refers to any time he spends by himself as "meditating."

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Phillip Wheeler always busts a deal but he never faces the wheel.
 
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