Possibilities other than Aikman

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Everyone seems to have a hard on for Aikman. Meanwhille I have been looking into some other "viable" options to replace Lucas. These players could be available by this Sunday!

1. Bernie Kosar. I have no idea what he is doing now, probably selling used cars, but I am sure he could pull himself away to help us out.

2. Steve DeBerg. This guy was like 300 years old last tim he played for us. Plus it would be interesting to see if he still has those dreamy blue eyes! lol

3. Scott Mitchell. Most people don't know he is already in the Dolphins organization right now. It true. He currently work on the east side of Joe Robbie ripping tickets on Sunday home games.

4. Anaheim's Rally Monkey. Nothing but good things happen when this guy is around. Besides, a monkey has more in common with a dolphin than a frickin' Angel. At least a monkey and a dolphin are both mammals.

5. This is my personal choice right here. Shaquille O'neal. He's not blaying Basketball for a few more weeks. Plus he is so big no one could sack him. His reach is so long he could hike the ball at the Miami twenty, stretch and score a td. Don't mess the ShaqDiesel baby!!!!

Pretty much, anyone is better than Lucas at this point lol
:monkey: the monkey's uncle, Rally
 

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Maybe we can convince Bob Griese to suit up a few more times.
 

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That was a great post Samphin. I was at the game and saw Warren Moon wandering the sidelines so I was kinda hoping he would be pulled into action before that thing ended. No such luck though.
 

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Expo, I had forgotten about good ole Warren Moon. Me thinks there is another candidate...

Steve DeBarg...heheheheh I slay me
 

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why dont we just get Joe Montana while we r at it
 

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I vote for Earl Morrall - who is about 80 now - on the 30th anniversary...
 

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Originally posted by Samphin

4. Anaheim's Rally Monkey. Nothing but good things happen when this guy is around. Besides, a monkey has more in common with a dolphin than a frickin' Angel. At least a monkey and a dolphin are both mammals.

Since this isn't really about football I must comment on this. Does anyone else see the irony here? Darwin would love the rally monkey more than anyone. The same tool he used in his attempt to disprove a grand creator has reached new fame by cheering on the angels. If you have no idea what I am speaking of I am sorry for wasteing your time.
 

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I always though Babe Laufenberg would have made a great starting QB. Danny White is also an option.
 

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Originally posted by Surferosa
I always though Babe Laufenberg would have made a great starting QB. Danny White is also an option.
Not Babe. He's been doing his own sports thing here in Dallas on TV. He's ugly, old, and looks to be possibly worse then what Boomer Eisiason could do. So I guess thats it, he's in!
 

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Glenn Foley - if he didn't get hurt in the 2nd game in 98 he still might be our Qb -- don't know why he isn't in uniform with anyone as a backup

No need to pick anyone up -- fiedler is back in 2 weeks - proabably for San Diego -- what will a new guy do -- look at what carter did for you last week
 
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