Samphin
Dolphins Homer
Watching that "game" last night made me sick for awhile, after the vomiting, I sat down and started to notice a few things.
1: Lucas is terrible. I know that is a blenkt statement and all the blame can't be put on him but EGADS MAN! Our two best options in our recieving corps, McMicheal and Chmbers, have not done anything but stick their thumbs up their butts since Lucas has started. Does Lucas hate these two or what? To put it in persepective, the opposing teams the last two games, have more receptions than our two marquee recievers do combined.
2. One way to solve the Ray Lucas errant pass fiasco is to develop some new plays. When the ball is snapped, have the receivers drop to the ground and lay there, Lucas will always get it in their breadbasket there.
3. Lucas was so inaccurate he actually threw a ball backwards last night? You know how bad you have to be to throw a ball BACKWARDS!
4. Can we cut Cris Carter yet? I was a big opponent of igning this guy and it is already surfacing. Miami fights back from a 1st and 25 to a 3rd and 9. Carter runs a slant, catches the ball for a first, then fumbles it away to the other team. The next shot I see of him is him on the sidelines pleading his case to the other recievers. He then proceeds to be at fault for the first Lucas int. Gadsen would have had that ball tucked away by that time. I saw the look of fear on Carter's face last night. He was probably thinking to himself "Why did I do this? Why am I here?"
5. This will be the final year for this coaching staff. Jim Bates is a bad defensive coordinater. He fianlly balls it up and blitzes a safety on two consecutive plays. Result? 1 sack and another hurry/near int. However, Bates instead of sticking with what was working, switches to and fro to either his vanilla defense, which doesn't work, or linebacker blitzes, which was why the Packers got that touchdown on the screen play. When something works you ride it until they can find a solution you idiot!
Wannstedt, as good as his record has been, it is that good due to the talent not his coaching. This is just my opinion but the defense was built by Jimmy Johnson and will soon be dismantled. The offense was built by Wannstedt who has mortgaged our future by giving out draft picks like a candy at Halloween. The offense was built by Wanny and it stinks like Chicago all over again.
6. Royals was a steal this offseason. I was one person who wanted to resign Turk. I am glad I was wrong on this count. Royals has been stellar dropping punts inside the opponents red zone dang near every time it seems. Kudos to Mark Royals
7. *knock knock* Hi Mrs. Fiedler can little Jay come out and play yet? He seems to be the only one who can knock out this big bully who keeps beating us week after week. The bully's name? Ray Lucas
8. This is pretty long
9. Brett Favre is the man. I hate to suck up here but he is the type of player Miami needs. His mentality is what we need. Someone who reminds me of him is none other than Jay Fiedler.
10. I don't care if Ricky only gets .5 yards per carry. Keep giving him the ball. Down by 30? RUN RICKY! 25 guys in the box? RUN RICKY! We have no passing game so lets just all sing along now RUN RICKY RUN!
11. I am conviced that Surtain is not human. How in the heck did that ball not drop? Unreal concentration. No doubt he is our best defensive back.
Dang they should just let me be the coach
lol
1: Lucas is terrible. I know that is a blenkt statement and all the blame can't be put on him but EGADS MAN! Our two best options in our recieving corps, McMicheal and Chmbers, have not done anything but stick their thumbs up their butts since Lucas has started. Does Lucas hate these two or what? To put it in persepective, the opposing teams the last two games, have more receptions than our two marquee recievers do combined.
2. One way to solve the Ray Lucas errant pass fiasco is to develop some new plays. When the ball is snapped, have the receivers drop to the ground and lay there, Lucas will always get it in their breadbasket there.
3. Lucas was so inaccurate he actually threw a ball backwards last night? You know how bad you have to be to throw a ball BACKWARDS!
4. Can we cut Cris Carter yet? I was a big opponent of igning this guy and it is already surfacing. Miami fights back from a 1st and 25 to a 3rd and 9. Carter runs a slant, catches the ball for a first, then fumbles it away to the other team. The next shot I see of him is him on the sidelines pleading his case to the other recievers. He then proceeds to be at fault for the first Lucas int. Gadsen would have had that ball tucked away by that time. I saw the look of fear on Carter's face last night. He was probably thinking to himself "Why did I do this? Why am I here?"
5. This will be the final year for this coaching staff. Jim Bates is a bad defensive coordinater. He fianlly balls it up and blitzes a safety on two consecutive plays. Result? 1 sack and another hurry/near int. However, Bates instead of sticking with what was working, switches to and fro to either his vanilla defense, which doesn't work, or linebacker blitzes, which was why the Packers got that touchdown on the screen play. When something works you ride it until they can find a solution you idiot!
Wannstedt, as good as his record has been, it is that good due to the talent not his coaching. This is just my opinion but the defense was built by Jimmy Johnson and will soon be dismantled. The offense was built by Wannstedt who has mortgaged our future by giving out draft picks like a candy at Halloween. The offense was built by Wanny and it stinks like Chicago all over again.
6. Royals was a steal this offseason. I was one person who wanted to resign Turk. I am glad I was wrong on this count. Royals has been stellar dropping punts inside the opponents red zone dang near every time it seems. Kudos to Mark Royals
7. *knock knock* Hi Mrs. Fiedler can little Jay come out and play yet? He seems to be the only one who can knock out this big bully who keeps beating us week after week. The bully's name? Ray Lucas
8. This is pretty long
9. Brett Favre is the man. I hate to suck up here but he is the type of player Miami needs. His mentality is what we need. Someone who reminds me of him is none other than Jay Fiedler.
10. I don't care if Ricky only gets .5 yards per carry. Keep giving him the ball. Down by 30? RUN RICKY! 25 guys in the box? RUN RICKY! We have no passing game so lets just all sing along now RUN RICKY RUN!
11. I am conviced that Surtain is not human. How in the heck did that ball not drop? Unreal concentration. No doubt he is our best defensive back.
Dang they should just let me be the coach
lol