Ricky Williams: 2005 Comeback Player Of The Year

[4evaFinz]

You left out my all-time favorite John Madden quote, "Ummmm... the team that scores the most points usually wins." John loves saying stupid stuff like this...and then he has to repeat the same thing at least 3 times in case you did not hear his stupid comment the first time.

"Well, well, well, this guys... he, he, he is like 280, no, 290, no 300, no 310, no 320 lbs! And, and, and, he likes food. Food makes, makes... err... umm... makes him play better. So everyday, he, he, he, he eats some food. He likes them Chowderburgers, and Horsefries.... mmmm. This one time when me and the Ray, ray, ray Raiders won the superbowl, we went to McDonald's and had some burgers and fries.... ummm. errr... er.... ummm... they were good. YUM! What do you, you, you, you, you, you.... er... um...er think Al?"

"If theeeeeese, these, these guys reach that that that yellow line, well well the official has to to to give them a FIRSTDOWN!"

 

[Dubfire]

Well Ricky will have marginal success, but he doesn't have a good story.

I can hear Madden now... "Well guys, guys, guys, guys, well... guys, ya know... well... Ricky quit, quit, quit... last-t-t-t year, year, because he wanted, wanted, to go to In-in-in-india. And he likes, likes, likes, likes, likes, likes, likes, likes smoking "reefer", you know thats what all the kids call it these days. Back, back, back, back in 1921 when I was, was, was, a kid we called, called, call, uhhh... call... call... uh... called it Mary Jane. Now they call it "reefer". When, when, when I... er.... we won the soup... soup... GO CHUNKY SOUP... superbowl back in the 70's the Rayy.... Rayy... Raiders went to Florida on vacation. When we were, were, were there, there, there, we saw reefs in the wa-wa-water. Er... umm... er... coral? reef? Anyway! Ri-ric-rick-ricky quit to smoke pot. Now he is back, and he ra... ran... ran for 800 yar-yar-yards, and a few TDs. I am not sure be... because my, my, my, my, my, my writer wrote the st-stats down as ticks, and I can't see, see, see well enough to count the ticks, but he's got, got, got a few! Anyway! I love McDonald's burgers. Especially those knew fish burgers, ya know? When, when, when I went to Maine one time they had good fish. Ricky is the comeback player of the year!"

:rofl3:

 

[SoFloDolFan]

Ricky may not win but he'll have one heck of a season...:evil: