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Ronnie Brown Conspiracy Thread

FinSinceBirth said:
Don't get me started on Clarett, his conspiracy involves Evil twin brothers, aliens and a long story for another day.

If you decide to ever relay the story... please, please just leave the crop circles out of it. They have suffered enough from this conspiracy. Thank you for thinking about the crops in advance.
 
To BlitPhinFan

I would never think of hurting the innocent crops, and maybe one day I will relay the Clarett story. But as of all the T.O. talk and trade for T.O. threads I feel I must share the T.O. conspiracy.

As you have all heard/read T.O. has been practicing very minimally because of a groin injury. Plus now you have all heard about him being told to leave by Andy Reid. Well here is what's really going on.

Despite Andy Reid coming out and saying that T.O.'s groin injury was legit, it actually is not. It is a fabrication of the Eagles front office. So is this story of T.O. being told to leave, infact after practice T.O. went home. Because you see, the eagles realized they couldn't get T.O. to accept his contract and they refused to redo it. So, the Eagles have found a trading partner in the Colts.

The Colts have reportedly offered their entire defense, and when Tony Dungy was asked he replied "We feel T.O. can be that final piece to get us into the superbowl. Besides, we all know you don't need a defense to get to the superbowl." Apparently Dungy has not learned his lesson.

So you see the whole thing with T.O. is to make the fans hate him so they don't care that he's traded away. Plus it gives the Eagles a new gameplan in which they hope will help them win a superbowl this year.

Then gameplan....have enought defense to completey stop the opponent from scoring, then the now depleted wide reciever core can win with only one touchdown. Or if it's really bad...a field goal.
 
FinSinceBirth said:
To BlitPhinFan

I would never think of hurting the innocent crops, and maybe one day I will relay the Clarett story. But as of all the T.O. talk and trade for T.O. threads I feel I must share the T.O. conspiracy.

As you have all heard/read T.O. has been practicing very minimally because of a groin injury. Plus now you have all heard about him being told to leave by Andy Reid. Well here is what's really going on.

Despite Andy Reid coming out and saying that T.O.'s groin injury was legit, it actually is not. It is a fabrication of the Eagles front office. So is this story of T.O. being told to leave, infact after practice T.O. went home. Because you see, the eagles realized they couldn't get T.O. to accept his contract and they refused to redo it. So, the Eagles have found a trading partner in the Colts.

The Colts have reportedly offered their entire defense, and when Tony Dungy was asked he replied "We feel T.O. can be that final piece to get us into the superbowl. Besides, we all know you don't need a defense to get to the superbowl." Apparently Dungy has not learned his lesson.

So you see the whole thing with T.O. is to make the fans hate him so they don't care that he's traded away. Plus it gives the Eagles a new gameplan in which they hope will help them win a superbowl this year.

Then gameplan....have enought defense to completey stop the opponent from scoring, then the now depleted wide reciever core can win with only one touchdown. Or if it's really bad...a field goal.

That makes perfect sense. I think TO is looking for a contract that equals the Colts entire defensive payroll. You may be on to something with these conspiracies. I mean the Colts D couldn't be much worse with no players :D
 
CanadaPhinsFan said:
That makes perfect sense. I think TO is looking for a contract that equals the Colts entire defensive payroll. You may be on to something with these conspiracies. I mean the Colts D couldn't be much worse with no players :D

Why thank you. I have self dubbed myself the Resident Conspiracy writer. If the Mods gave me a a sticky thread I would write many different conspiracies throughout the year.
 
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