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"Thats SO dolphins" predictions

Why is henne the guy you pick? We had even worse guys. Lemon, Beck, Lucas. Lemon seems like a better name to play with Cleo as a first name too
 
Dolphins FINALLY complete the destruction of my liver this season.
 
I'd say we march up to Denver, suck in the first half, keep it close, play lights out in the second, then lose to Manning with about 10 seconds to go. Hmmmm, sounds familiar. So, Dolphins, So every other week.
 
We go 9-7 somehow just missing the playoffs and Ross decides to keep Philbin at head coach because he has improved by one game each year thinking we go 10-6 next year. Meanwhile Dolphins fans everywhere all lose their minds knowing what is coming next. SO Dolphins.
 
They play just well enough to tease a wild card spot then get rectally violated the game before last. With wildcard hopes seemingly gone...certain teams win and lose, keeping wildcard hopes alive. All they have to do is win the last game. They get rectally violated again, this time sans lubrication.

Ross goes after Harbaugh, only to be rejected a second time. So Ross hires Oakland's OC as HC. We draft a punter turned qb to replace Hennehill. Rinse and repeat after 3 years.
 
Beat Chicago, Jax and SD get to 5-3
we will all be riding high talking playoffs
Lose at Detroit- Fine tough road game. Get Buffalo at home on a short week, we know how hard it is to win on the road on Thurs night
But, we lost at home to Buffalo that is so Dolphins!
Obviously lose at Denver- so were 5-6
go 3-1 over next 4 to get to 8-7 with Playoffs on the line against the Jets at home, and have a repeat of last year!
That would be SOOOO Dolphins

THIS. You can almost see it happening already. All of the Tannehill fluffers are running around posting about how great he is. We are 3-3 with one of the best defenses in the league. Lets get real. We are right on pace for another 8-8 season with a solid defense.

Watch us be 8-7 going into the final game, needing some miracle to happen for us to get in at 9-7. We blow the game to the Jests, Tannehill ****s the bed, and then after our game is over all of the stuff we need to happen, HAPPENS. Tannehill apologists pretend it would not have mattered had we won because so and so would have won as well. Then they all scream how Tannehill had improved stats and needs ONE MORE YEAR in Lazor's system, but Philbin must go. :lol:
 
THIS. You can almost see it happening already. All of the Tannehill fluffers are running around posting about how great he is. We are 3-3 with one of the best defenses in the league. Lets get real. We are right on pace for another 8-8 season with a solid defense.

Watch us be 8-7 going into the final game, needing some miracle to happen for us to get in at 9-7. We blow the game to the Jests, Tannehill ****s the bed, and then after our game is over all of the stuff we need to happen, HAPPENS. Tannehill apologists pretend it would not have mattered had we won because so and so would have won as well. Then they all scream how Tannehill had improved stats and needs ONE MORE YEAR in Lazor's system, but Philbin must go. :lol:
Give it a break he has over 100 passer rating the past 3 weeks. He isn't going to regress. We will win this division
 
Prediction for the game against Daaaa Bears:

Miko's hubby, the so called best corner in the league will be Brandon Marshall's bitch. I love Brent but there's limits to what he can do going up against giants. Finnegan will get the J.B. Brown treatment against Alshon Jeffery.

He's another WR I wanted the Dolphins to draft but Ireland thought it was a better idea to trade Brandon Marshall and select the weakest OL in the draft, Jonathan Martin. Thanks for that.

That was pretty good.
 
We go 9-7 somehow just missing the playoffs and Ross decides to keep Philbin at head coach because he has improved by one game each year thinking we go 10-6 next year. Meanwhile Dolphins fans everywhere all lose their minds knowing what is coming next. SO Dolphins.

At that point, only 10 years away from 19-0...I'll take it.
 
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