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Tony Sparano is a Bumbling Idiot. For Serious.

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Ok. For the 6 of you that still liked this clown, how the hell is it even possible to defend this dude after today? Seriously?

1. Splendid pass protection today. Any minute I was expecting a body part to go flying off Henne. Im so ****ing glad we have a coach whos specialty is O-Line. Maybe he could, you know, fix it? Or know how to pick up a good player? Maybe? Youd think so anyway. But Apparently we have to draft 5 OL in the first round because Sparano and our FO have NO idea how to evaluate and/or develop line talent. Jesus wept. Im going to start sacrificing chickens soon because Ive tried damn near every other supernatural method to try help that sorry excuse for a player Columbo. I hope youre reading this you bum. And I hope you know that when Henritta's blood is spilled next week, its on you.

2. OK, let talk about the obvious play that ended the game. Here we are, down 10, 4th and 1 with like 4:00 left. We are not in FG range. CLEARLY you go for it. Even if the D gets a 3 and out, you are going to be VERY hard pressed to score twice. That ****ing obvious. You punt the call away its damn near conceding the game, especially with how our defense was playing. So as you can see, its dumb to punt here. But does that idiot coach punt? Nope. YES!. No...wait...he did something EVEN STUPIDER. He never ceases to amaze. Instead we line up to try forse an offsides (LOL yeah right) and run the playclock down to 1...and call a TO. Thats right folks. The thing we absolutely needed if we decided to punt, he wastes while in the process of deciding to punt. Un. ****ing. Believable. Words cant even describe. Of course, we punt and go on to give up a few first downs and lose the game because we dont have enough time. SHOCKER! Who couldnt predicted.

This team has too much talent to be continually hamstrung by this HC. We really do have talent. Especially on offense. But guess what...with Sparano managing the clock and making crucial in-game choices, we will NEVER win anything of significance. Good teams will eat that alive. We were still in the game if Tony goes for it today. If we score on that drive, the pressure id on the Texans. We only need a stop and a FG to send it to OT.We'll never know though because our coach conceded the game.

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You hit it pretty much right out of the park. He's way in over his head and it shows. The only thing Tony knows how to do properly is eat a plate of sausage and peppers.
 
O-line Guru.

That 4th down call was pretty amazing. Because there were two pretty clear options yet he found a way to create a new, infinitely stupider scenario. Not just any coach can do that. Legendary coaching.
 
I'm so god damned pissed at that Jersey Shore castoff **** of a coach!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF MIAMI, SPARANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Agree. Today is on the coaching staff. I wasn't in favor of a midseason firing last week but today's loss is, IMO, 90% because of poor coaching. We did have a lot of ****ty bounces go against us, but not going for it 4th and 1 was absurd. The game is over if you punt, so why not take you chances on Henne being able to gain ONE yard on a QB Sneak?? Mind blowing. We need a new, competent head coach. That much is clear. Hopefully we can lure Dungy out of retirement, although I can't imagine why he'd want to come here. After that my choices would be Cowher and Billick.
 
Whatever Tyler if you would have been at the game they would have won! Fan support generates big plays!

For serious I don't agree about the talent assessment! Dansby is becoming overrated trash! 50 million and no impact plays now has a hamsting injury which speaks of being out of shape. Yeah Karlos you are surprising people alright! Ordick is soft for **** sake his uniform was clean today! I'm gonna save my carpel tunnel and just say the entire secondary sux! Misi blows I saw him break his ankles 7 times today. Our entire line was horrible today! We have no depth and the leagues worst special teams going on 4 years in a row!

If I called us mediocre I would be insulting the definition!
 
And did you see his post-game conference? What the heck... loose the shades indoors man, just makes you look like even more of an idiot...
 
He didn't have the common sense to have Sean smith cover Johnson after Davis got hurt. Should have had Allen replace Davis and Smith blanket Johnson. Instead we have two worthless guys in Carroll n Jones letting their best player run free. The draw play when trailing by 10 was classic n predictable. The guys not cut out to coach D II and we give him an extension. Only the Dolphins can make losing comical.
 
well it was 8mins left when they made that dum play to cost a timeout and then punt it.. but yes sparano is a dum fk and he should gtfo!!!
 
And did you see his post-game conference? What the heck... loose the shades indoors man, just makes you look like even more of an idiot...

He has those because of an accident with his eyes and where he was working.
 
And did you see his post-game conference? What the heck... loose the shades indoors man, just makes you look like even more of an idiot...
He has an eye condition... Plenty of reasons to call him an idiot. High sensitivity to light is not one of them.
 
i think there was 8 minutes left on the 4th and 1
 
He's awful. And history. Cam Cameron was more competent.
 
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