Well lets see, humm.
On history- Both have 1 Super Bowl win, Patsies have 3 Super Bowl visits, Hapless Wonders 1, Patsies have had 10 playoff trips, Hapless Wonders 9, so therefore the Patsies have a better history.
Current team- The Hapless Wonders lost a lot of players to the Redskins, the Patsies are pretty deep with fairly good players, Hapless Wonders have a quarterback with more upside and a much better tailback, and a better coach, but overall I believe the Patsies are a better team now.
Fans- Patsie fans until recently were as apathetic as Southern California fans, and are not overly football knowlegeable or intense(football is definitely no better than #4 sport in New England way behind baseball, hockey, and basketball and may be below lacrosse, fishing, sking, and sailing also). Hapless Wonder fans are rude, obnoxious, and intense(but probably not at Raider fans levels). Even.
Team I dislike more-Hapless Wonders.
Team I prefer to beat in an AFC Title game-Patsies to get revenge for 1985. But I'd much rather beat Buffalo or the Raiders in an AFC title game.