I hope you realize you wasted your time with your response right? The OP was talking in jest.
A sarcasm disclaimer/post would have been nice. Wouldn't be the first time someone was transmitting from Mars here. I've read some incredibly stupid post's over the years. Good one Locke, you got me. I don't post much, but I have been here 10 years, and when I thought he was talking down to the poster's, I really got cheesed. Gotta love it!! GO PHINS!!!