X > Jon Martin

[Phishpunk@WCU]

Catching a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the temple > Jon Martin

 

[The Goat]

I'm pretty sure I'm better than Jonathan Martin. And he has me by three inches in height and a hundred pounds in weight.

 

[100% Dolphins]

catching gonorrhea > jon martin

catching gonorrhea the second time with same girl > jon martin

 

[CO-Gator]

That Nigerian prince scam email you got last week> Martin

Finding out your girlfriend is cheating on you with a family member> Martin

 

[tylerdolphin]

Though on one this morning:

Brushing your teeth while hungover > Martin

 

[J. David Wannyheimer]

Getting a brain scan and finding out you have CTE > Martin

 

[FinaticalFinfan]

Being locked in a room for 24 hrs with a bottle of baby oil and John Holmes popping Viagra like they were skittles > JM

 

[CO-Gator]

White people>martin

 

[Ruckus45]

Dropping a deuce in public THEN realizing there is no tp > Martina

 

[D0lphan72]

:lol2: im white myself so it all evens out!

 

[Unchained 07]

"The Fly" episode of Breaking Bad > Martin

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[Vaark]

Reading the predictable drivel of [strike]Phinki[/strike] a serial threadmaker > Joni Martin

 

[D0lphan72]

The Dolphins home attendance> Martin

 

[Ruckus45]

Trying to put in the lift on my CJ5 right now > Martina

Dear God can I do one job on this Jeep that goes smooth?

 

[J. David Wannyheimer]

Comparative Gender Politics majors commenting on this situation > Martin