X > Jon Martin

[greenandwhite80]

Dan Marino not winning a super bowl > Jon Martin

 

[Fins_of_Fury]

The draft picks of Ted Ginn Jr. and Pat White COMBINED > Jon Martin

 

[Fins_of_Fury]

having a shirtless Rex Ryan as the wallpaper on your computer > Jon Martin

 

[TheJetsBlow]

Ted Ginn's family > Jonathan Martin's family

 

[Fins_of_Fury]

Owning a mason jar full of rex ryans toenails > Jon Martin

 

[cullenbigcstill]

Being Court Martialed > Martin

Having to be ass raped on tv by bridget the midget with a 24" strap on > Martin

Martins boyfriend > Martin

 

[cullenbigcstill]

ThePhins.com > Martin

 

[utahphinsfan]

Listening to Rap > Martin
The IQ of a single cell organism in deep space > Martin
Insanity infomercial > Martin
Tebow's passing mechanics > Martin
Musberger & Dierdorf announcing a game > Martin
OSU winning the bcs > Martin
PC agenda @ Stanford = Martin

 

[Austin Tatious]

Opening trash can and finding a dead raccoon in there after a week's vacation in the middle of August > Martin

 

[utahphinsfan]

Sirius introducing an all Nickleback channel > Jon Martin

Yet, they have a pearl jam channel

 

[100% Dolphins]

oh oh...I have a good one :)

Listening to the Dan Lebetard Show > Jon Martin.

 

[PhinSoldia]

Being Court Martialed > Martin

Having to be ass raped on tv by bridget the midget with a 24" strap on > Martin

Martins boyfriend > Martin

wow.....thats an incredibly vivid imagination

 

[100% Dolphins]

lmao this thread has me rolling.

Sherman constantly putting Tannehill in the empty shotgun > Jon Martin

 

[FinaticalFinfan]

Having "Gone with the Wind" read to you nonstop, cover to cover, by Fran Drescher > JM

 

[Rev Kev]

Tedd Ginn Jr LT > Martin

Pat White LT > Martin